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Which superpower would you want?

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A friend jus forwarded me the following email so it started me thinking.....which of these everyday superpowers would you want?

The Top 13 Under-Appreciated Everyday Superpowers


13> Bowels of Steel

12> Chameleon-Like Match-Tie-to-Threat-Condition Ability

11> Ability to make Microsoft Windows crash just by looking at it

10> Accurate Prediction of Reality TV Show Winners

9> Infinite Snack Containment

8> Mega Toothpaste Rollupability

7> Canadian Penny Spotting

6> Repetitive Tuneless Whistle of Mass Distraction

5> Super Fry-Sizing

4> XXX-Ray Vision

3> Squirrel Sense (the rarely-useful ability to locate any nuts
in the immediate vicinity)

2> Dry, Chapped Skin... OF DEATH!!!


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Under-Appreciated Everyday Superpower...


1> Exceptionally Opposable Thumbs
 
Poll ............... questions................ are................. too................long.

What happened to:
Super hearing?
X-ray vision?

🙂
 
Bowels of Steel.

i could make money drinking motor oil and other things that would make mere mortals vomit or perhaps even die.
 
Ahahaha I think its XXX-Ray vision by a landslide. Whoever didnt vote for it, didnt have the patience to read that far down.
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Ahahaha I think its XXX-Ray vision by a landslide. Whoever didnt vote for it, didnt have the patience to read that far down.
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It seems to be running away with it.

 
Don't forget to credit top 5.com for the list. That was today's list. I am a subscriber, and I must say IMO that isn't on of the best lists. There have been many a lot better.
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Ahahaha I think its XXX-Ray vision by a landslide. Whoever didnt vote for it, didnt have the patience to read that far down.
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I don't think the XXX-ray vision superpower would be all that helpful. Sure, it would be fun for awhile, but don't you think that all that nudity and hardcore action would get distracting after awhile? 🙂

 
Originally posted by: Ly2n
Don't forget to credit top 5.com for the list. That was today's list. I am a subscriber, and I must say IMO that isn't on of the best lists. There have been many a lot better.
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I was guessing that is where it originated. A friend sends me this stuff via email all the time.

 
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Ahahaha I think its XXX-Ray vision by a landslide. Whoever didnt vote for it, didnt have the patience to read that far down.
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I don't think the XXX-ray vision superpower would be all that helpful. Sure, it would be fun for awhile, but don't you think that all that nudity and hardcore action would get distracting after awhile? 🙂
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Ummm....I've thought about it and....well....no.

 
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