Middle of season 1: Why is this super hot chick so fucking stupid? Why can't I see her boobs? Who are all these ridiculous new characters? Wasn't he in Six Feet Under? Enhance and zoom... Why can't I see her boobs? Wait, did I go to high school with Tony Almeida? Endless boring subplots... Put Jack Bauer back on the screen! WHY CAN'T I SEE HER BOOBS FOX?!?!? WHY!!!
End of season 1: That is the prettiest man I have ever seen. Fuck yeah, David Palmer, do her, your wife is a power-hungry shrew. Wait it's a set-up, she's in on it, don't hit it. Damn she's got big lips! Definitely hit that! Wait what?!?! FAIL! I want to strangle this super hot girl. Wait, is that Dennis Hopper? Dennis Hopper is on 24. FUCK YEAH! OMG they completely wasted Dennis Hopper... Nina Myers? Oh man never saw that coming. Can't wait for next season!
Season 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
Utterly horrible suck. Writers out of ideas. I'm off to club baby seals to heal my wounded spirit.