I would *SO* drive a Santa Fe if I were in the market for a small SUV...
However, I have my minivan, and it outclasses every small SUV in every possible aspect - speed, fuel efficiency, offroad capability (I can drive on lawns without getting stuck

), cheapness, safety (Well, okay, I don't have airbags, but people will swerve away because it's so ugly), cargo, towing, and badass-appeal (Yes, the boxy minivan is FAR manlier than a curvy small SUV)