Which hand do you whip with

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Depends on which hand your mom cuffed to the bedpost.
So she just cuffs it and you sit there and wank it?
Weak.
 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: dighn
whip it
whip it good
whip it like it doesnt like to go to the market on sundays with its stinky father in law who drives to fast and eats potatoes with a spoon while watching national football league on monday nights with his friends who drink beer and yell and eat chips like they are candy.

fixed

re-fixed
(better then the guy above me) ;)
 

no0b

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Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
tell your son hes a jackass

not my son

spider, err syringer took a bad name to use as his psuodenem, I've been around longer than my "son". That fvckskin ingrate.
 

Continuity28

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My left arm is a hook, so I use that to secure myself.

Once the bleeding dies down, I use my other arm, which is a stick with a giant foam hand to make me happy. :)