Which comic had this sketch?

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Can't figure out who did this, and I know the video has been posted before...All i have are the words to it...i searched google and no one lists who did this sketch...argh.

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you?re a great guy, but I don?t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we?re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we?re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn?t work out, we?ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."
 
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Please someone tell me....I'm going insane trying to figure it out :p

Someone's GOTTA know who did that sketch.
 

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Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
Someone's GOTTA know who did that sketch.

apparently not. now stop bumping your own thread every 5 minutes :p

/unintended bump? ;)
 
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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Google is of no help. Turns out a coupla thousand people have this quote in their blogs/xanga profiles.

Yeah, it's buggin me like crazy.

I know it's a black comedian who said this....maybe eddie murphy? I've searched youtube for eddie bits but can't find anything.

wah....oh well.
 

mobobuff

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I remember watching this sketch, I even remember the sound of the guy's voice... but I can't remember who.

I don't think it was Eddie Murphy.
 
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
I remember watching this sketch, I even remember the sound of the guy's voice... but I can't remember who.

I don't think it was Eddie Murphy.

hmm...it probably isn't, I know the comedian is black though and i know it's on Youtube since someone posted it (acutally a few ppl posted it) on one of the yagt's.
 

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Originally posted by: Chiller2
Alonzo Bodden, won the First Last Comic Standing. At least It sounds like his stuff but I am not a 100% sure maybe about 80%sure. Website here
I concur. He's the same guy who said "having a woman as a friend is like having $19 in the bank and looking at your ATM card."

But didn't Dat Phan win the first season? I thought Alonzo got 2nd place in the second season
 

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Originally posted by: NiteWulf
Originally posted by: Chiller2
Alonzo Bodden, won the First Last Comic Standing. At least It sounds like his stuff but I am not a 100% sure maybe about 80%sure. Website here
I concur. He's the same guy who said "having a woman as a friend is like having $19 in the bank and looking at your ATM card."

But didn't Dat Phan win the first season? I thought Alonzo got 2nd place in the second season

Man... Dat Phan sucks.