preslove
Lifer
- Sep 10, 2003
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If I wanted a chainless bike, I'd buy this: http://www.dynamicbicycles.com/chainless/
The designs in the op look dumb.
The designs in the op look dumb.
Those look incredibly painful for anyone with a penis.
::tries to imagine leaning forward that much::
...
::clutches balls reflexively::
I always thought gears were the work of the devil. This is right up my alley. Now if only we could figure out a way to get rid of other simple machines. Like the wheel. I'd like this bicycle a lot better if the wheel were replaced with a small irregular shaped piece of granite. And the pedals... well, that's just a lever isn't it? High tech sorcery! We'll get rid of that entirely. I'll grab my bicycle, put it between my legs, lift it so that it gently caresses my man-parts and run down the street the way God intended.
