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DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: OdiN
liar

Ninjas are ninety pounds, four feet tall, and weak. Pirates are three-hundred pounds, six feet tall, and muscular alcohol drinking murderers. Ninjas live in shadows and don't talk to people, and thus are goth hmfgs. Pirates live on the seven seas making gold and drinking ale with their pirate buddies. Ninjas wear black skin-tight clothing. Pirates wear leather armor and parrots. Ninjas wield swords. Pirates wield swords, guns, and own ships filled with cannons.

Pirates > Ninjas

Everything was right on except that pirates drink rum, not ale. Otherwise, you just described me.
 

OdiN

Banned
Mar 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: OdiN
liar

Ninjas are ninety pounds, four feet tall, and weak. Pirates are three-hundred pounds, six feet tall, and muscular alcohol drinking murderers. Ninjas live in shadows and don't talk to people, and thus are goth hmfgs. Pirates live on the seven seas making gold and drinking ale with their pirate buddies. Ninjas wear black skin-tight clothing. Pirates wear leather armor and parrots. Ninjas wield swords. Pirates wield swords, guns, and own ships filled with cannons.

Pirates > Ninjas



Your logic is flawed.
 

aidanjm

Lifer
Aug 9, 2004
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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: OdiN
liar

Ninjas are ninety pounds, four feet tall, and weak. Pirates are three-hundred pounds, six feet tall, and muscular alcohol drinking murderers. Ninjas live in shadows and don't talk to people, and thus are goth hmfgs. Pirates live on the seven seas making gold and drinking ale with their pirate buddies. Ninjas wear black skin-tight clothing. Pirates wear leather armor and parrots. Ninjas wield swords. Pirates wield swords, guns, and own ships filled with cannons.

Pirates > Ninjas

the other nice thing about pirates is that they are all homosexual, and have lots of anal sex with each other. they also like frilly clothing.
 
Nov 3, 2004
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Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: OdiN
liar

Ninjas are ninety pounds, four feet tall, and weak. Pirates are three-hundred pounds, six feet tall, and muscular alcohol drinking murderers. Ninjas live in shadows and don't talk to people, and thus are goth hmfgs. Pirates live on the seven seas making gold and drinking ale with their pirate buddies. Ninjas wear black skin-tight clothing. Pirates wear leather armor and parrots. Ninjas wield swords. Pirates wield swords, guns, and own ships filled with cannons.

Pirates > Ninjas

the other nice thing about pirates is that they are all homosexual, and have lots of anal sex with each other. they also like frilly clothing.

ban.
 

OdiN

Banned
Mar 1, 2000
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Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: OdiN
liar

Ninjas are ninety pounds, four feet tall, and weak. Pirates are three-hundred pounds, six feet tall, and muscular alcohol drinking murderers. Ninjas live in shadows and don't talk to people, and thus are goth hmfgs. Pirates live on the seven seas making gold and drinking ale with their pirate buddies. Ninjas wear black skin-tight clothing. Pirates wear leather armor and parrots. Ninjas wield swords. Pirates wield swords, guns, and own ships filled with cannons.

Pirates > Ninjas

the other nice thing about pirates is that they are all homosexual, and have lots of anal sex with each other. they also like frilly clothing.

permaban.

fixed