Where's my damn CLOCK!? (Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.
''What's the deal with all these clocks?'' John asked.

''Well,'' said God, ''these clocks tell how much a person masturbates.''

''Well, where's my clock?'' asked John.

''It's in the office,'' replied God. ''We use it as a fan.''

 

[Slimline]

not one of your better ones 😛 4/10

 

[nakedfrog]

Heh... John must be an ATer, right?

 

[sixone]

:laugh:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Slimline
not one of your better ones 😛 4/10

Recapped Clinton joke.

Brutus is slipping. 🙁

 

[Lonyo]

I'm sure you've done this one before.