Where's Dick?

[techs]

Has anyone seen or heard from our Dark Underlord, Dick Cheney?

I keep hearing about this undisclosed location, but this is ridiculous.
I haven't seen or heard anything from or about him since the convention.
Where's Dick?

 

[K1052]

Who cares?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: K1052
Who cares?

techs does....he loves Dick.

 

[Craig234]

I assume he's doing what is politically helpful to the party and laying low.

 

[andy04]

Here

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Craig234
I assume he's doing what is politically helpful to the party and laying low.

Yep...as much as people hate Gee Dub they hate Cheney even more.

 

[compuwiz1]

Maybe he died and it will not be revealed until after the elections.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Maybe he died and it will not be revealed until after the elections.

He died before 2000. It's been a heartless automaton filling in for him.

 

[Bowfinger]

I assume he's in an underground vault somewhere, counting the billions (trillions?) they've scammed from the American public over the last few years.

 

[amish]

he's out hunting.

 

[Lemon law]

Still up to no good no doubt.

 

[ranmaniac]

He didn't look well when he was in Georgia meeting with Saakashvilli.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: K1052
Who cares?

techs does....he loves Dick.

:laugh:

 

[CallMeJoe]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Maybe he died and it will not be revealed until after the elections.

He died before 2000. It's been a heartless automaton filling in for him.

??? He was a heartless automaton already!

 

[Perknose]

Spotted Dick!

 

[Jhhnn]

Sulking somewhere, I'm sure, plotting a Nixonian comeback.

His credibility, even in the Bush Whitehouse bunker, crumpled completely when even the generally clueless GWB figured out that attacking the Iranians was a really, really bad idea...

 

[Corn]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: K1052
Who cares?

techs does....he loves Dick.

Winner!

 

[Corn]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Spotted Dick!

I'd rather have a Spotted Dick than a Peter Boil.

 

[JD50]

Are you still looking for your Dick, or did you lose it again?

 

[alchemize]

Originally posted by: JD50
Are you still looking for your Dick, or did you lose it again?

Techs has come back from under his bridge, and he's posting up some of his finest troll shit!

Already had 2 locks today, he has to be the most locked thread starter in P&N.

 

[Lemon law]

After getting the linked thread locked on JD50 post one, JD50 is seeming going for a two of two repeat. But as a matter of record, the tech question was posed on 8/5/2008. It may have been dismissed as a troll back then, but when the last we have heard of Cheney in what amounts to two months, is a court ordering that Dick must preserve his Vice Presidential papers, two months of Cheney MIA, has to now raise some serious and legitimate questions.