Whereabouts is my wallet?

[yhelothar]

Where is it? WHY can't I find it ANYWHERE? I had it last night around 12am or so going to mcdeez. I tried to spend it there, but their card machine was down. Frustrated, I decided to just go home and find something to eat. I ended up not eating for a few hours after coming back and was just on my comp. By this morning, I was looking around in my room for it, but didn't find it so I thought I left it in the car.

Alas, it wasn't in the car. I friggen dug everywhere in my car. The usual side of the seats, behind it, under it, every nook and cranny. I checked all the compartments. I stuffed my hands in between the fold where the backrest and the buttrest meets on the seats.

I looked all over my room. Dug through every drawer. Dug through every pocket of pants I've worn in the past week. Dug through the pocket of the pants I wore last night to mcdeez several times. I searched my entire carpet of my room. I dug through the kitchen.

How do things just vanish like this? Seriously. How?

 

[yhelothar]

One of the things I can think of is a lot of pants have loose pockets. Really poorly designed pockets that just scream... IF YOU PUT ANYTHING IN ME, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR STUFF! You know the kinds of pockets that slips something out every once in a while when you sit down and get back up. Whoever who designed those pants ought to die in a fire, and take lots of pills.

 

[guyver01]

How do things just vanish like this? Seriously. How?

underpants gnomes are notorious for stealing wallets too.

 

[Pacfanweb]

It's right where you left it.

 

[Crono]

It's on top of your fridge.

On a related note, I finally bought a wallet... haven't used one in the past 10 years (since middle school, lol). I used just to keep my cash and cards in my pockets.
Anyway, now I have a nice and cheap slim wallet.

 

[mmntech]

underpants gnomes are notorious for stealing wallets too.

1. Collect underpants
2. Steal wallet from pants
3. Profit

Guess they finally figured it out. :awe:

 

[coldmeat]

It's in the last place you'll look.

 

[alevasseur14]

Why?

 

[IronWing]

You left it on the bedstand and the male hooker you hired on the way home from McD took it. He spent all your money on AZT.

 

[Ika]

It's in the last place you'll look.

I have actually continued to look for things after I have found them, absentmindedly...

 

[alfa147x]

found it

 

[Crono]

found it

Where was it?

And if you say, "the last place I looked", I will step through the internets and slap you

 

[alfa147x]

Where was it?

And if you say, "the last place I looked", I will step through the internets and slap you

the last place I looked

 

[Crono]

the last place I looked

You bastard.

I challenge you to a du-el.

*slaps OP with new wallet*

 

[alfa147x]

You bastard.

I challenge you to a du-el.

*slaps OP with new wallet*

OP?

 

[Crono]

OP?

Oops, thought you were the OP lol

The slap stands, though.

 

[alfa147x]

Oops, thought you were the OP lol

The slap stands, though.

:sneaky:

 

[BoomerD]

Ah shit...was that your wallet?

I found it by the counter at McD's...

Wasn't much cash in it, so I just gave it to the local crank dealer.

He assured me he'd get it back to you...

Next time, leave a few 20's in the dammed thing so I can pre-collect my reward...then I MIGHT take the time to track you down and give it back.

 

[dawp]

I have it right here, let me unzip my pants...

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I have it right here, let me unzip my pants...

Dude... make the OP unzip your pants... make him show you how bad he wants his wallet back.