Where will you watch the election go down? Party? Family? Solo?

MrSquished

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At a party? Home with family? Alone bunkered down with your computer?

I'll be with a couple of friends and we will be properly stocked with booze to celebrate a Hillary victory. If it starts going the other way it occurred to me that liquor won't be strong enough. Need something else. Like crack. Now I have no idea where to get crack being I don't partake. Then I thought to myself a shitload of Trumpists must be smoking crack, that's the only rational explanation for their behaviour. So it should be accessible if needed. If Trump wins, just find a local Trump voter, they will have the crack you may need to mitigate the inevitable pain. This was a public service announcement.
 

momeNt

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At a party? Home with family? Alone bunkered down with your computer?

I'll be with a couple of friends and we will be properly stocked with booze to celebrate a Hillary victory. If it starts going the other way it occurred to me that liquor won't be strong enough. Need something else. Like crack. Now I have no idea where to get crack being I don't partake. Then I thought to myself a shitload of Trumpists must be smoking crack, that's the only rational explanation for their behaviour. So it should be accessible if needed. If Trump wins, just find a local Trump voter, they will have the crack you may need to mitigate the inevitable pain. This was a public service announcement.

Inner city violence and republican hysteria actually come from the same source. Lead.

Leaded fuels is still doing measurable damage in our inner cities and is causing ongoing impairment of children.

Lead fume inhalation from shooting too many guns is the main source of republican hysteria.

So no, it's not drugs or income inequality that are the source of our problems. It's the same thing that burned Rome in a day, Lead.
 

PokerGuy

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I don't see a reason to celebrate either of those lousy candidates winning (even in the 0.0000000001% chance event that Trump would win). We all lose, that much is certain.
 

dank69

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That thing you do with the lotion and tissues isn't making love.
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You apologize to Handrea Fistgerald right now!