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At a party? Home with family? Alone bunkered down with your computer?
I'll be with a couple of friends and we will be properly stocked with booze to celebrate a Hillary victory. If it starts going the other way it occurred to me that liquor won't be strong enough. Need something else. Like crack. Now I have no idea where to get crack being I don't partake. Then I thought to myself a shitload of Trumpists must be smoking crack, that's the only rational explanation for their behaviour. So it should be accessible if needed. If Trump wins, just find a local Trump voter, they will have the crack you may need to mitigate the inevitable pain. This was a public service announcement.
I'll be with a couple of friends and we will be properly stocked with booze to celebrate a Hillary victory. If it starts going the other way it occurred to me that liquor won't be strong enough. Need something else. Like crack. Now I have no idea where to get crack being I don't partake. Then I thought to myself a shitload of Trumpists must be smoking crack, that's the only rational explanation for their behaviour. So it should be accessible if needed. If Trump wins, just find a local Trump voter, they will have the crack you may need to mitigate the inevitable pain. This was a public service announcement.
