Where to meet mediocre chicks who are sort of taken

[3chordcharlie]

Prefer limbs and major facial features intact; a few missing digits is no big deal

 

[a64fxman]

drano, you drink?

www.drano.ca ??

 

[her209]

Can they be bald?

 

[DaveSimmons]

8/10, includes extra points for the summary

 

[Kibbo]

Ahhh, the weekly hungover lifestyle reevaluation.

God gave us liquor so that we may have the courage to strike out with the ladies gloriously.

 

[3chordcharlie]

Kibbo: you just made my first-ever sig-quote.

I was holding out for a mod quote, but damn.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
Prefer limbs and major facial features intact; a few missing digits is no big deal

Is this a question from an obviously mediocre male ( and that's being generous)?

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
Prefer limbs and major facial features intact; a few missing digits is no big deal

Is this a question from an obviously mediocre male ( and that's being generous)?

I'm not spectacular, though self-evaluation is always hard; being objective about it, I'd say I'm probably a 7 or 7.5 (or an 11 on the 14 point scale )

This was a pure parody thread, for all the ones who ask 'wh3r3 d0 I meet t3h uber-hawt chicks??'.

 

[MithShrike]

7/10.

 

[Martin]

((Req/Rtr)*3)/10

 

[n0cmonkey]

Because of the fact I detest almost all parody threads, you have earned a spot on the shitlist. Please set your residence on fire.

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Because of the fact I detest almost all parody threads, you have earned a spot on the shitlist. Please set your residence on fire.

I already did that once. No thanks