• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

WHERE THE FSCK DO THESE BABY SPIDERLINGS KEEP COMING FROM!?!?!

E

EyeMWing

Banned
OMGWTFBBQSYRINGER. Every 30 seconds, I spot another one. My hands are caked in spider guts.

They're those little just-hatched pricks that are floating around on air currents - floating from where, I can't tell.

Update:
They're coming from INSIDE THE F'ING CEILING. They're using light fixtures and small holes in the ceiling panels as routes to the living area.

 
You probably had a spider sac somewhere in your home that just hatched. Enjoy it, there's at least hundred of the fvckers loose now. 🙂
 
i had this problem at my previous apt. it was such a pain to have these little critters crawl up from everywhere.

and it came mostly from my kitchen also. argh.
 
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
You probably had a spider sac somewhere in your home that just hatched. Enjoy it, there's at least hundred of the fvckers loose now. 🙂
Click to expand...

I think I've gotten that many.

And it seems like it's confined to this room.
 
I hate spiders with a passion. On a side note, I did have a sh!t load of ants crawling all over me in bed one night. During the night, I felt the hair on my leg twitch, I grabbed down there, and it was a little bug. Ok, little spider, now dead, no big deal. Slept the rest of the night fine, woke up in the morning, and found out that was an ant I had killed, and my bed was covered with them. I jumped up so fast, and almost passed out, but then thought that would be bad, cuz then the ants would crawl on me, so I decided not to pass out.
</rant>
 
Originally posted by: Giscardo
Do you see a web that says "Radiant" on it?
Click to expand...

HAHA. :cookie: for that.

I believe the assault has sub... Nevermind, more of them.

CRAP I'm fighting a losing battle, they've already totally entombed my hardware storage area in spiderwebs.
 
WHERE THE FSCK DO THESE BABY SPIDERLINGS KEEP COMING FROM!?!?!
Click to expand...

Well, the male spider sees the female spider and says, "hey baby you wanna hang?"

And the female is like, "I don't wanna hang with a useless arachnid like you."

And the male, "Well, I got this really good peyote worm that I caught and you can suck on it."



Those females are just putty in the males hand's if you give them something to break down their inhibitions.
 
Originally posted by: Squisher
WHERE THE FSCK DO THESE BABY SPIDERLINGS KEEP COMING FROM!?!?!
Click to expand...

Well, the male spider sees the female spider and says, "hey baby you wanna hang?"

And the female is like, "I don't wanna hang with a useless arachnid like you."

And the male, "Well, I got this really good peyote worm that I caught and you can suck on it."
Click to expand...

Then after the male is done doing his business, he tries to run away, but the female spider says "No way sucker, now you're mine" and she eats him...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top