where should i go to pick up chicks today.

alien42

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Originally posted by: platinumike
what? loca hatchet?brothel?amp? is this some mmorpg talk?

since you are struggling with comprehending those i would definately say the library is out of the question
 

Abe Froman

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Originally posted by: platinumike
1.mall
2.beach
3.somewhere else

Somewhere else...Adult Video Store...9.99 gets you all the woman you want...and you won't get turned down.
 

Blain

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"Manatees" baby, manatees! Everyone knows chicks love to watch manatees. :laugh:
 

Jeff7181

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Blockbuster... at the two near my house I've never seen an ugly woman working at either of them.
 

nakedfrog

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Barnes and Noble. The chicks that hang out at Borders are skanks.
So on second thought... :p
 
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Lola

Originally posted by: NissanGurl
grocery store produce section.....actually no clue, but the beach sounds cheap and fun

"lots of squeezing, smelling" :laugh: thats a great place, but not on a weekday.
 

Drakkon

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Originally posted by: Jnetty99
DMV
Oddly enough...this can work....i ended up sitting and hitting on a chick cause we were stuck there for like 4 hours...got digits and a date :D

get a dog and hang out around a college campus...
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: Lola
Originally posted by: NissanGurl
grocery store produce section.....actually no clue, but the beach sounds cheap and fun

"lots of squeezing, smelling" :laugh: thats a great place, but not on a weekday.
LOL, unless he wants to be picking up the grannies!
 

Jeff7181

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
DMV
Oddly enough...this can work....i ended up sitting and hitting on a chick cause we were stuck there for like 4 hours...got digits and a date :D

get a dog and hang out around a college campus...

LOL... so true... doesn't even have to be a college campus... my ex had a pug and we were out walking it and three girls came to see it and were talking to me like they didn't even see I was with someone.