Where is your TIE? (A Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.

Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't START anything."

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.

Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't START anything."

LOL, it's funny because I can relate to it.

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.

Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't START anything."

LMAO!!!!!!!! maybe it's the jaegermeister, but i found that hilarious...

 

[z0mb13]

crickets ......

 

[thawolfman]

A GBA SP walks into a bar....

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.

Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says "Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't START anything."

LOL, it's funny because I can relate to it.

i bet you can, but your experience was with a doll and a hose... right?

 

[Anubis]

heheheh

 

[dethman]

terrible.

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
heheheh

for you that would be a doll and a house, no? still makes me laugh just thinking about it...

 

[jadinolf]

A grasshopper comes into a bar and jumps up on a stool.

The bartender says, "Did you know that a drink is named after you?"

"You have a drink named Melvin?"

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
A grasshopper comes into a bar and jumps up on a stool.

The bartender says, "Did you know that a drink is named after you?"

"You have a drink named Melvin?"

and then someone soaked him with a house, right? ahaaaahhaaaa...

Damn, i have to forget about the evil1 and him soaking cats with his house...

 

[ElFenix]

 

[Lizardman]

Originally posted by: thawolfman
A GBA SP walks into a bar....

THats a pretty good one.

 

[kmac1914]

Boo.....urns

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
heheheh