Grindhouse was awesome. It was itself a good horror movie while also poking fun at horror movies. Planet Terror went where most movies fear to tread, which was its main flaw as it suffered from SPOILER: excessive castration. I spent my last eight dollars to see Grindhouse, and I don't regret it. Death Proof started slow, but had the best ending ever. Corporal Dwayne Hicks/Kyle Reese/Michael Beihn is great in Planet Terror, and Kurt Russell's performance is unlike any other I've seen him do.
As for a convenient text quote:
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Said of the pet scorpion, tarantula, and turtle: "They can all live in the same cage!" (While the scorpion climbs on top of the turtle.)
Nurse to Dr.:You really shouldn't keep that thermometer in your mouth all the time, it's not sanitary.
Dr.: It helps me monitor my state of calm.
Nurse: What if you accidently chomp on it and break it?
Dr.: Then I would know I was not calm. [Examines a zombie victim, breaks thermometer in mouth.]