Where do you think the terrorists will hide their next bomb?

Dari

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They've taken it to the underwear. A couple of months ago they tried to kill the Saudi Arabian Minister of Defense by putting a bomb in their rectum (asshole). It went off but failed to kill the minister. The Libyans tried used a British pregnant woman (who did not know she was doing their bidding) but she was apprehended before getting onboard.

So, where do you think they can hide a bomb next? I think they may follow the drug mule route by swallowing the bomb and shitting it out on the plane. But timing would have to be perfect. What do you think?
 

Jeff7

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it worked for the Kazon*

*obscure Star Trek: Voyager reference. Bonus reps if you got it without this explanation.
I was actually thinking about the aliens in Enterprise who employed a similar technique - before I saw your post. :p


But yes, go ahead, take out that secondary subprocessor, we don't need it.....wait, the self-destruct isn't working now? Dammiiiiit.
 

IronWing

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The next time they will use an American fellow traveler and hide a small nuclear device (W-82 maybe) between the rolls of fat.
 

manowar821

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Inject an electrically activated explosive into the body, maybe the blood-stream or something? Then use a specially designed cell-phone with a hidden taser like add-on, and jab yourself with it. There would have to be enough of the material in the body... That would probably make them fairly uncomfortable. I also don't know how easily that could be done, the blood or body fluids would dilute the material.

Or just surgically implant a sack that looks like a beer-gut, full of the stuff. Same cell-phone dealie, though.
 

Schadenfroh

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I would not put it past them to surgically implant a time-bomb in themselves or their children.
 

Dari

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This thread is better than I thought. Funny, but good. I think we should let the FBI in on this one.
 

Zebo

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The goal is terror... what scares people more than not being able to feel safe traveling by air?

Lock down a school rape and murder children and staff for a few days till all were dead? aka Beslan.

I think they killed 700 in Beslan. Imagine a bunch of those simultaneous.
 
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Dari

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Lock down a school rape and murder children and staff for a few days till all were dead? aka Beslan.

I think they killed 700 in Beslan. Imagine a bunch of those simultaneous.

But that may have had more to do with Russia's incompetent SWAT team and gung-ho attitude.
 

Zebo

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But that may have had more to do with Russia's incompetent SWAT team and gung-ho attitude.

I don't think so. They barred the doors, Boobie trapped them. And starting wasting people days on in. Russians didn't have much choice to stop carnage. Don't forget schools are built like prisons so weirdos can't get in but at certain access points.
 

Platypus

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Lock down a school rape and murder children and staff for a few days till all were dead? aka Beslan.

I think they killed 700 in Beslan. Imagine a bunch of those simultaneous.

While awful, still only affects a niche group of people. Airline travel impacts people from all walks of life.
 

sourceninja

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Who cares what they do. Terrorists are like teenagers. The more reaction they get, the more they want to do it.

Just ignore them and silently seek them out and kill them.
 

Zebo

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While awful, still only affects a niche group of people. Airline travel impacts people from all walks of life.

Interesting theory. Makes sense, For me my children is what I worry most about so I can't forget that beslan one. Seems even worse than 911 for some reason.
 

TechBoyJK

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Interesting theory. Makes sense, For me my children is what I worry most about so I can't forget that beslan one. Seems even worse than 911 for some reason.

but it wasn't. I'm sure there were a few day cares in the towers that got wiped out.