where do you meet girls and how do you ask them out?

iwantanewcomputer

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pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?
 

Carbo

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?
Gee. And you seem like such a prize catch, too. I can't understand why you're female repellent.

 
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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?

Sonz70.
 

Smackem

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everyone on here acts like they are a devil with the ladies. I do not see why there are so many yagt threads.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?

what's wrong with 15 year old girls?
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: Smackem
everyone on here acts like they are a devil with the ladies.

Oh, the irony....


EDIT: Did you hit your UPS gal yet?

 

iwantanewcomputer

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Originally posted by: Smackem
everyone on here acts like they are a devil with the ladies.

seriously...look at the last "how old were you when you los your virginity" poll and take out the liars who say under 14 and ATot is full of people like me
 

her209

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Originally posted by: Smackem
everyone on here acts like they are a devil with the ladies. I do not see why there are so many yagt threads.
Smackem... weren't you caught lying about faking your "orgasm" while a girl was down on you?
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Smackem
everyone on here acts like they are a devil with the ladies. I do not see why there are so many yagt threads.
Smackem... weren't you caught lying about faking your "orgasm" while a girl was down on you?

:Q Was he???
 

Aimster

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?

Go Download AOL and Install it

Meet some dumb hoes on the chats

profit

peace
 

Aimster

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Originally posted by: Smackem
lying? No, it was the truth. I faked an orgasim on a girl who went down on me.

1) Stop having sex with 12 year olds
2) Why would you fake it?
 
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Then you sir, are a homosexual.

I don't see how you can't get off, no matter how bad she is.

EDIT : Unless you mean like, a full on orgasm...that's something completely different.
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?

Topic Title: where do you meet girls and how do you ask them out?
Topic Summary: I'm horney and I don't even know any girls to ask out...
Created On: 06/13/2005 07:42 PM


I thought you wanted to meet Girls/Women???

:confused:
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?

Topic Title: where do you meet girls and how do you ask them out?
Topic Summary: I'm horney and I don't even know any girls to ask out...
Created On: 06/13/2005 07:42 PM


I thought you wanted to meet Girls/Women???

:confused:

Maybe he is lacking in the anatomy department.
 

her209

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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Smackem
everyone on here acts like they are a devil with the ladies. I do not see why there are so many yagt threads.
Smackem... weren't you caught lying about faking your "orgasm" while a girl was down on you?
:Q Was he???
I can't find my thread. It probably got deleted for being too explicit.
 

iwantanewcomputer

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Originally posted by: Smackem
lying? No, it was the truth. I faked an orgasim on a girl who went down on me.

bwahahhaa best threadjack ever...why? is she is bad just grab onto her ears and do the work yourself...and how does she not notice that there is no "byproduct"?
 

CHfan4ever

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?


1.Take off you clothes....ALL!
2.Go outside....dont be shy
3.Watch cool girls.....smiling at you if your weener is big...or laughing at you if your weener is small.
4....
5.Profit?

There ya go, should have a pretty gfriend by the end of the day with this trick.
 

thehstrybean

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Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
pls help me find a way to meet some wimmenfolk. I'm not 21 so bars are out and there are no clubs around here that aren't full of 15 year olds. I don't work or go to school with any decent available girls...whose dick do I gotta suck to get laid around here?

Get a sensible avatar, Get off the fvckin compy, grow up, and go to a bookstore coffee shop...That's where the women who are worth having hang out...No, you won't get any...If you want that, then go to a whore house...