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INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - Police have charged a man with filing a false police report after he claimed someone tried to carve a slur on his forehead.

There was one little problem with 22-year-old Floyd Elliot's story: The superficial wound was backward, as if it were made while looking into a mirror.

Officials on Monday said that the slur also was burned into Elliot's chest, but it was not backward. They say he filed the original report on Dec. 14 because he wanted more officers to patrol his Independence neighborhood.
sad the man would go to such a length just to try to get better law protection for his neighborhood.
 

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Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: illustri
well when a man and a woman really love each other...

..a Stork drops a Baby down a chimney...
And within months, neighbors are forced to call Child Protective Services.