Where do babies come from?

[Ika]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Newegg.com

😀 new eggs

 

[Kadarin]

Once a man and a woman are married in the eyes of God, they perform certain actions that under most circumstances are considered lustful, perverted, and sinful (but just barely within the realm of tolerance so long as they're done for purposes of procreation only and no pleasure is experienced). Following this, the Lord God may choose to bless the married couple with the miracle of life, and nine months later the baby emerges from the mother's womb so that it can bask in the Glory that is Jesus and the Father.

 

[Scarpozzi]

The one that the gay guys down the street adopted came from Cambodia.

 

[KillyKillall]

I bought one downtown for $50

 

[DainBramaged]

Stork FTW

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Zolty
Thousands of years ago........

hahaha

 

[EatSpam]

From Jesus! :laugh:

 

[Sphexi]

I'd tell you, but then you'd just get into trouble, like I did 🙁

 

[thehstrybean]

I think they crawl out of air conditioners..