where could i get a baby tribble?

GasX

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i'm wanting one as a pet but didn't know if you just have to go out in the wild and catch one as a baby or what?
 

Iron Woode

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Oct 10, 1999
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I don't see any tribbles around here.
And you won't find a tribble
on this entire ship.
How did you do that?
I cannot take credit for another man's work.
Scotty did it.
Scotty!
Where are the tribbles?
Oh, um, Captain, it was really
Mr. Spock's recommendation.
Of course. Spock.
Based on computer analysis, of course,
taking into account the possibilities of --
Gentlemen, I don't want to interrupt
this mutual admiration society,
but I'd like to know where the tribbles are.
Tell him, Spock.
Well, it was Mr. Scott
who performed the actual engineering.
Mr. Scott.
Where are the tribbles?
I used the transporter, Captain.
You used the transporter?
Aye.
Where did you transport them?
Scott, you didn't transport them into space, did you?
Captain Kirk, that would be inhuman.
Where are they?
I gave them a good home.
Where?
I gave them to the Klingons.
You gave them to the Klingons?
Aye. Before they went into warp,
I transported the whole kit and caboodle into their engine room,
where they'll be no "tribble" at all.