The source for the "Lapping", obviously had some junk parts laying around to do some sarcastic humor with.
Did you go all the way to the end of the article and read about the 'Quiet' mod, or the Thermal compounds?
I'm not set up as a gaming system, so I rarely run synthetic benchmarks, but the score is almost always 7585, +/- 25.
I've got an LCD monitor, and they're not known for frame rate refreshing rates like the CRT's can do.
As for HAL - Dosen't matter except for keeping the mission on task, and keeping all that
yummy steak in the freezers ready for the ships galley.