Where can I get a prison/jail uniform?

[Description]

I checked eBay, none are my size.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Club a seal.

 

[minendo]

I stole mine after being released on parole.

 

[Brutuskend]

Grow some dope...

 

[Description]

I'll do that. What offense would bear minimal containment time?

 

[saxophonoia]

ummm.....from a prison/jail??

 

[bradruth]

Stick to class B misdemeanors and you should be able to get one without *too* much trouble.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Description
I'll do that. What offense would bear minimal containment time?

First time DUI. The laws are a joke for first time DUI offenders.

 

[Description]

Well, I don't regularly commit crimes, but these Off Topic posters are full of horrible Ideas.

 

[MichaelD]

One set of white longjohns from WalMart - $10

One can of black spraypaint from Walmart - $1

Five mintues of your time spraying horizontal stripes - FREE

Reaction at school when you walk in wearing them - PRICELESS

 

[Subzero]

Make one...

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One set of white longjohns from WalMart - $10

One can of black spraypaint from Walmart - $1

Five mintues of your time spraying horizontal stripes - FREE

Reaction at school when you walk in wearing them - PRICELESS

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else STOP POSTING

 

[Konigin]

Prison.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: hypersonic5

Originally posted by: MichaelD
One set of white longjohns from WalMart - $10

One can of black spraypaint from Walmart - $1

Five mintues of your time spraying horizontal stripes - FREE

Reaction at school when you walk in wearing them - PRICELESS

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else STOP POSTING

Why? I think my idea has merit. Better than "get busted for something!"

 

[RobCur]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Club a seal.

lmao!

 

[Description]

Well, I see you guys are worthless. :roll:

I'll just ask at a cop.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Description
Well, I see you guys are worthless. :roll:

I'll just ask at a cop.

I am a cop. Ask away.

 

[neutralizer]

from jail. duh.

 

[Balt]

Random unhelpful story:

A guy in my senior class got pulled over by the cops for driving around in one of those. We were required to do a music video for some stupid reason and he thought he'd do a jailbreak/carjacking type video to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (don't ask me why, I do not know).

The funny part of the video is when you can see his head turn because he's just realized a cop has pulled up behind him flashing his lights/siren.

I was the only person in the class who didn't turn in a video. Oh well.

 

[Description]

I am a cop. Ask away.

I think it's been asked already.

from jail. duh.

That's been suggested, among the other things wrong with this Idea.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Description

I am a cop. Ask away.

I think it's been asked already.

I think it's been answered too. Unless you can get one from an ex-con that managed to keep theirs, or from somebody who works in a jail or prison who is willing to risk reprimand, then you'll probably have to commit a crime. They are government property, so your access to them is going to be limited to less legitimate means.

Or you could always pursue a career in corrections and then steal from where you work.

 

[Subzero]

Originally posted by: Description
Well, I see you guys are worthless. :roll:

I'll just ask at a cop.

You recieved alot of answers dipsh1t now go away...:thumbsdown:

 

[PHiuR]

rob a bank.

 

[Description]

What is a class B misdemeanor?

You recieved alot of answers

The vast majority of which, much like this one, were unhelpful; made by kids trying to be funny.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Description
What is a class B misdemeanor?[/b]

It's a classification of crime that carries with it a penalty of up to 30 days in jail and a $1,000 fine. Examples of a class B misdemeanor are DUI causing minor injury, violation of drivers license restrictions, loaded firearm in a motor vehicle, etc.