(Damn, Knoxville, you made me laugh outloud again)
Just go to any good nursery and buy your own plants. I used to grow them in my back yard. It was hell trying to keep the bugs off them, both flying and crawling. Bugs LOVED those things. The come out like little yellow chili's, but almost pink in color. The longer you keep the plant going, the bigger they get.
My friends son (in the Marines) was getting married, and I took a handful to the wedding. Lots of big tough Marines. I put a hundred dollar bill on the table and said anyone who can sit there and eat one, and remain seated for 5 min gets the money. The Jabenero works slowwwwwly. My money was safe. And what they didn't know is that drinking a liquid (LIKE BEER) makes it tens times worse. I believe there is an African variety also.
I used to get a magazine that was called "Chili" (if I remember right)
Dunno if its still around. Amazing how popular that stuff is.
Just like anything else, the body gets used to it, after a year, not too much pain.