Where can I buy lead-lined fridges?

UNCjigga

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I'm thinking I should invest in a lead-lined fridge in case of a nuclear attack on DC. Any recommendations on brands/models (I need a larger model as I'm rather tall and stocky)??

kthx.
 

alfa147x

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Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I'm thinking I should invest in a lead-lined fridge in case of a nuclear attack on DC. Any recommendations on brands/models (I need a larger model as I'm rather tall and stocky)??

kthx.

I have 2

Try your local dump
 

Perknose

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Tinfoil not good enough for you, eh?

Elitist. :roll:
 

newb111

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Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I'm thinking I should invest in a lead-lined fridge in case of a nuclear attack on DC. Any recommendations on brands/models (I need a larger model as I'm rather tall and stocky)??

kthx.

Lead lined fridges only work for people who have drank from the cup of christ.
 

Lorax

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Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I'm thinking I should invest in a lead-lined fridge in case of a nuclear attack on DC. Any recommendations on brands/models (I need a larger model as I'm rather tall and stocky)??

kthx.

Lead lined fridges only work for people who have drank from the cup of christ.

or have successfully covered their heart.
 

AkumaX

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Originally posted by: Lorax
Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I'm thinking I should invest in a lead-lined fridge in case of a nuclear attack on DC. Any recommendations on brands/models (I need a larger model as I'm rather tall and stocky)??

kthx.

Lead lined fridges only work for people who have drank from the cup of christ.

or have successfully covered their heart.

or have successfully switched a bag of sand for an idol
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: AkumaX
Originally posted by: Lorax
Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I'm thinking I should invest in a lead-lined fridge in case of a nuclear attack on DC. Any recommendations on brands/models (I need a larger model as I'm rather tall and stocky)??

kthx.

Lead lined fridges only work for people who have drank from the cup of christ.

or have successfully covered their heart.

or have successfully switched a bag of sand for an idol

or have successfully not gotten their face melted off by the wrath of god
 

ObiDon

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i need one of these, too. i'm damn tired of superman knowing that the only thing in my fridge is 1/4 gallon of milk/sour cream/cottage cheese
 

xSkyDrAx

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Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: AkumaX
Originally posted by: Lorax
Originally posted by: newb111
Originally posted by: UNCjigga
I'm thinking I should invest in a lead-lined fridge in case of a nuclear attack on DC. Any recommendations on brands/models (I need a larger model as I'm rather tall and stocky)??

kthx.

Lead lined fridges only work for people who have drank from the cup of christ.

or have successfully covered their heart.

or have successfully switched a bag of sand for an idol

or have successfully not gotten their face melted off by the wrath of god

or have successfully had a bastard son only to turn out to be shia lebeoufoufhfe /fail.
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: ObiDon
i need one of these, too. i'm damn tired of superman knowing that the only thing in my fridge is 1/4 gallon of milk/sour cream/cottage cheese

I think he's more concerned with the dead hookers than the contents of your dairy drawer.
 

ObiDon

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Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: ObiDon
i need one of these, too. i'm damn tired of superman knowing that the only thing in my fridge is 1/4 gallon of milk/sour cream/cottage cheese

I think he's more concerned with the dead hookers than the contents of your dairy drawer.
maybe they should quit making jokes about him being faster than a speeding bullet
 

TankGuys

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If you live in D.C. and a full scale nuke attack actually happened, I think preserving your food would be the least of your worries. I hear people who are vaporized don't have much of an appetite.
 

mundane

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Originally posted by: TankGuys
If you live in D.C. and a full scale nuke attack actually happened, I think preserving your food would be the least of your worries. I hear people who are vaporized don't have much of an appetite.

Here's a rather morbid question:
I understand that radiation is used to kill bacteria in fruits and vegetables to increase their shelf life. Would the same apply to the above-mentioned (non-vaporized) alternative food sources? (Assuming, of course, said scavengers survived the initial attack)
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: K1052
I think he's more concerned with the dead hookers than the contents of your dairy drawer.

What makes you think we're not talking about the same thing?:confused:
 

Modelworks

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You are not the same guy that knew the exact cubic feet a person, who has been through a blender, takes up, are you ?
 

SunnyD

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The problem isn't radiation exposure to foods. The problem is fallout that collects on the foods. I'm not sure whether refrigerators circulate outside air at all in the compartments, but if they do then it doesn't matter what type of fridge you have.

Irradiating foods with Alpha/Beta/Gamma radiation would more than likely increase its shelf life by killing off bacteria and such. Eating radioactive fallout will poison you and kill/mutate your gut.
 

Mark R

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A lead lined fridge wouldn't be any more useful than a normal fridge in surviving a nuke attack. The issue isn't the radiation from the blast, but the radioactive dust (fallout) produced by it, which will contaminate anything it comes into. Fridges are, fairly effectively, sealed against the outside air when closed - so any food inside would be protected from contamination. As would tinned or otherwise packaged food - although the packages may contaminated.

If anything, the effect of radiation on the food would be to increase it's shelf life by slowing the growth of bacteria/mould. Indeed, this technique is used industrially, as it is as effective as pasteurisation, but causes less damage to the nutritional value and taste of the food.

Anyway, if it comes to protecting yourself from nuclear fallout - then there are 3 key ways of protecting yourself:
1. Avoid contamination of yourself (e.g. wear impervious clothing if entering a contaminated area).
2. Weight of shielding. The more 'stuff' you can put between you and the fallout, the less exposure you get. Weight is what matters - substance doesn't make much difference. 1 wall lined with 500 lb of lead, could just as well be lined with 500 lb of bricks, or earth. Easiest way to get lots of weight, is to dig downwards, and have the weight of the earth above you shield you.
3. Time. Your total radiation exposure = rate of exposure x time. Minimize time spent in contaminated areas as far as possible. It may acceptable to spend a longer period of time in less contaminated areas.
 

alfa147x

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Originally posted by: Mark R
A lead lined fridge wouldn't be any more useful than a normal fridge in surviving a nuke attack. The issue isn't the radiation from the blast, but the radioactive dust (fallout) produced by it, which will contaminate anything it comes into. Fridges are, fairly effectively, sealed against the outside air when closed - so any food inside would be protected from contamination. As would tinned or otherwise packaged food - although the packages may contaminated.

If anything, the effect of radiation on the food would be to increase it's shelf life by slowing the growth of bacteria/mould. Indeed, this technique is used industrially, as it is as effective as pasteurisation, but causes less damage to the nutritional value and taste of the food.

Anyway, if it comes to protecting yourself from nuclear fallout - then there are 3 key ways of protecting yourself:
1. Avoid contamination of yourself (e.g. wear impervious clothing if entering a contaminated area).
2. Weight of shielding. The more 'stuff' you can put between you and the fallout, the less exposure you get. Weight is what matters - substance doesn't make much difference. 1 wall lined with 500 lb of lead, could just as well be lined with 500 lb of bricks, or earth. Easiest way to get lots of weight, is to dig downwards, and have the weight of the earth above you shield you.
3. Time. Your total radiation exposure = rate of exposure x time. Minimize time spent in contaminated areas as far as possible. It may acceptable to spend a longer period of time in less contaminated areas.

thanks now ill know
 

IGBT

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..I recall cast iron propane fridges. gawd awful heavy. serville or something was the brand name. The old timers thought it was a good idea to turn em up side down every now and then. Major undertaking to invert a cast iron fridge.
 

alfa147x

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Originally posted by: IGBT
..I recall cast iron propane fridges. gawd awful heavy. serville or something was the brand name. The old timers thought it was a good idea to turn em up side down every now and then. Major undertaking to invert a cast iron fridge.

i want one!
 

91TTZ

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The affects of radiation and fallout are exaggerated by the media quite a bit. While they're certainly not good they don't make the land a permanent nuclear wasteland, either. I've heard it claimed that if a city was nuked it wouldn't be habitable for hundreds of years, etc.

In reality the two cities that really were nuked we inhabited immediately afterwards. It's still bad stuff, but I hope that puts it into perspective.