Where can I buy a goat?

[glen]

Can any of you find fresh goat in your area?

 

[bradruth]

Snatch one out of the mountains.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

There are definitely live goats in my area, but I am not sure they are fresh.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

get closer to mexico, we have them all over in Texas.

 

[Shawn]

Try Walmart. They have everything.

 

[FleshLight]

You could try moving to the Netherlands or something where "it" is legal.

 

[Xionide]

se

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Xionide
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.cx?

 

[bdjohnson]

goatse.cx

 

[moshquerade]

what exactly you wanna do with this goat?

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
what exactly you wanna do with this goat?

:Q

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
what exactly you wanna do with this goat?

Tirectly, I'm going to cook it.

 

[Chu]

. . . must resist the urge to break out my huge ascii goat pr0n collection (don't ask where I got it)

 

[Shawn]

buttsekz?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: glen

Originally posted by: moshquerade
what exactly you wanna do with this goat?

Tirectly, I'm going to cook it.

Just smother it with a coat of batter & lower the whole thing in a deep fryer.

 

[MichaelD]

While in the mountains goat hunting, watch out for the Chupracabra!!!! He'll get you!! :Q

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
While in the mountains goat hunting, watch out for the Chupracabra!!!! He'll get you!! :Q

CHUPACABRABBQ!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
what exactly you wanna do with this goat?

You really shouldn't ask. I hope he picks a cute one.😀

 

[Sid59]

Originally posted by: iloveme2
Try Walmart. They have everything.

lol

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: MichaelD
While in the mountains goat hunting, watch out for the Chupracabra!!!! He'll get you!! :Q

CHUPACABRABBQ!

😀ROFL.

 

[Nikamichi]

Link

 

[glen]

I think I have found some in SC.

 

[isasir]

Are you trying to break the Chicago Cubs curse?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Chu
. . . must resist the urge to break out my huge ascii goat pr0n collection (don't ask where I got it)

where did you get THAT? :Q

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: isasir
Are you trying to break the Chicago Cubs curse?

No, I normally cook hogs, but they take so long, 12 or more hours, whereas a goat take only 5 hours.
Doesn't everyone cook a whole hog or goat or somethign for the 4th?
Hamburgers are kind of whimpy when you are used to a large game animal.