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pyonir

Lifer
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<< Dear Girl,
You don't find prime beef in the pigpen. Go to church! The only Real man is one who wants to be like Christ.

John
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just what every woman needs....a man who can't think for himself.
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No, every girl needs a guy who is committed to his God and his family. John has a very, VERY good point.

--Sarah (is waiting for a man like that)
>>


so you can't be committed to your family if you don't believe in god?
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Geekbabe

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www.theshoppinqueen.com


<< <<Max, I gotta disqualify you from "real man" status on two counts:

1.You have web space devoted to your cat
2. You apparently still wear acid washed jeans.>>

Hee Hee, LOL but you miss the point. Number 1 makes me sensitive, caring and nurturing. Number 2, well, you may have me there but those jeans were a mistake form day one! ;)
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guys who like cats are cool,don't let anybody tell you otherwise :)
 

pyonir

Lifer
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<< <<Max, I gotta disqualify you from "real man" status on two counts:

1.You have web space devoted to your cat
2. You apparently still wear acid washed jeans.>>

Hee Hee, LOL but you miss the point. Number 1 makes me sensitive, caring and nurturing. Number 2, well, you may have me there but those jeans were a mistake form day one! ;)
>>




guys who like cats are cool,don't let anybody tell you otherwise :)
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i like cats! :D
 

Hubris

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<<

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<< Dear Girl,
You don't find prime beef in the pigpen. Go to church! The only Real man is one who wants to be like Christ.

John
>>


just what every woman needs....a man who can't think for himself.
>>



No, every girl needs a guy who is committed to his God and his family. John has a very, VERY good point.

--Sarah (is waiting for a man like that)
>>



Implying that if one is NOT committed to God, there's something wrong with him? No offense to you, or your beliefs, but I call bullsh!t on that. I believe in no organized religion, and I would still consider myself a man of principle and morals, as well as one who is commited to my family. One does not preclude the other. I've known plenty of "religious" people who have been the biggest jerks in the world.
 

TuffGirl

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<< No, every girl needs a guy who is committed to his God and his family. John has a very, VERY good point.

--Sarah (is waiting for a man like that)
>>

Ugh Sarah, I hope you are kidding. I could certainly do without that.:disgust:


btw I like cats too!:)
 

Novgrod

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Heh, I forgot a rule about John Wayne: he would never answer in the affirmative if asked if he were a man's man/real man. I can't imagine him liking the question.

Other note: you could take the stance (not that I am) that sensitivity implies that a woman needs sensitivity, i.e. that she doesn't have enough emotional gumption/fortitude/whatever to handle problems on her own. Understanding: good. Sensitivity: bad by this explanation.

 

docmanhattan

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Jul 31, 2001
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<< Considering that the Dude is dead I can't imagine him posting here either ! >>



I'm John Wayne's Ghost and all I have to say is that I've never seen such a sorry collection of Pilgrims in my life (or death)
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"Someone oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. THE HELL I WON'T!"
-John Wayne , Sons of Kate Elder ( i think..)

:)
 

JohnnyReb

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Red Dawn,

That?s cute, just not very honest. For anyone interested please note the following from our brief PM Exchange.

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From JohnnyReb to Red Dawn

What's that, Virgin Martyrs with no dicks?

I have to admit that this made my blood boil. But, then again, that was your intention. You are a coward to put out such provoking comments hiding behind a nickname.

I would love to make myself available to you.

John Carson
90 McDowell Dr.
Wake Forest, NC 27587

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From Red Dawn To JohnnyReb

What you need a good ass whippin cocksvcker? You weak assed Jesus Freaks make me Laugh

============================================================

As you can see, Red Dawn fully understood the nature of my offer. The direction he took says a lot about him.

I'm a bit too old to really worry about what people think of me, but it would be of benefit for you all to know that in addition to being a coward he is also a liar.

John
 

Hubris

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<< Heh, I forgot a rule about John Wayne: he would never answer in the affirmative if asked if he were a man's man/real man. I can't imagine him liking the question.

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Novgrod, you should read a comic series called The Preacher by Garth Ennis. I got out of comics a LONG time ago, but this is a good one. John Wayne plays very much the role you've ascribed to him in it.
 

docmanhattan

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<< Check it out , the i love you Johnny Reb Propositioned me via PM:



<< I would love to make myself available to you.

John Carson
90 McDowell Dr.
Wake Forest, NC 27587
>>



We use to call Perv's like you "Uncle Bob's"
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Wow. Calling him a homosexual. Are you going to follow up with proclaiming him a retard and poopie-head?

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Red Dawn

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<< Wow. Calling him a homosexual. Are you going to follow up with proclaiming him a retard and poop-head? >>

Nope.. unless he propositions me to crap on his head and call him docmanhattan.
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Fausto

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<< guys who like cats are cool,don't let anybody tell you otherwise >>


i like cats!
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Hehe...I was just goofing around, I have no problem with cats. I just couldn't resist a couple good-natured potshots.:)

You'll note he also has webspace devoted to cars and motorcycles....this may balance out the cats and acid-wash. I'll have to consult the MANual and do the calculations to be sure.;)

Fausto
 

Mill

Lifer
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This thread would make me laugh... but it is quite sad. Red I would expect more out of you. Judging all churches based on what some Catholic priets have done. C'mon...
 

docmanhattan

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<< Wow. Calling him a homosexual. Are you going to follow up with proclaiming him a retard and poop-head? >>

Nope.. unless he propositions me to crap on his head and call him docmanhattan.
rolleye.gif
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Ah. So the truth is revealed: Red Dawn is a foul mouthed third grader who has watched a bit too much hardcore pr0n.

Here's a quarter: Buy yourself a real insult. :)



 

MaxDepth

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Wow. [Real men] bickering in an Internet forum like a pair of retards arguing over a can of silly string...

Polgara
I don't know if I rate as a "real man" by your standards. I've done a lot of evil things in my life. The only thing I am proud of is that I have never broken a promise. It's very hard to get me to promise anything, but once I do, it is as good as done.

My granpappy taught me that.
 

Red Dawn

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<< Ah. So the truth is revealed: Red Dawn is a foul mouthed third grader who has watched a bit too much hardcore pr0n.

Here's a quarter: Buy yourself a real insult.
>>

you mean I can call myself docmanhattan for a quarter?
 

docmanhattan

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<<

<< Ah. So the truth is revealed: Red Dawn is a foul mouthed third grader who has watched a bit too much hardcore pr0n.

Here's a quarter: Buy yourself a real insult.
>>

you mean I can call myself docmanhattan for a quarter?
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So now you focus all of your elementary school wit on me? YIKES! :Q
 

Red Dawn

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Hey , what's up Doc?(Quoting Bugs Bunny) Save your feeble attempts until you get some better material.
 

docmanhattan

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<< Hey , what's up Doc?(Quoting Bugs Bunny) Save your feeble attempts until you get some better material. >>

Okay. I'll just wait until I have a PM from you that I can take out of context.

:)
 

Red Dawn

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<< Okay. I'll just wait until I have a PM from you that I can take out of context. >>

Be my guest:)
 

Red Dawn

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<< It's just fun to throw down with the legendary Red Dawn >>

It's like Asshole Bootcamp:)