I work in an office of about 6 women...it's customer service for Kaiser.
Now in this office I'm the only guy...and at first it was *interesting* to work with women. I then realized that it became a chore. They are catty, always gossiping...LOVE to talk behind peoples backs...they get very upset when I don't do things "their" way.
For instance:
When I go on my lunch break, I like to go by myself, eat, smoke, maybe take a nap...maybe read. It took them a long time to get used to that. Trying to explain that I enjoy the quiet time was hard.
or:
they like to critique what I've had for lunch and dinner...or perhaps they get their panties in a twist when I give one answer and they feel it's another.
But today took the cake...
it's been REAL slow...so I went out for 5 minutes, got some fresh air. Oddly enough...well, not that odd...I had to take a deuce. I haven't gone in 3 days!!!
so I run up to the bathroom...this is one of those moments that takes a while...25 minutes I was up there. (I'm happy to say the ending was nice...felt 20 pounders lighter!!!)...
so I get back down to the office. They proceed to whine about where I was...I told them I was in the bathroom to which they accused me of goofing off. At this moment I just looked at them and said "I took a big fat deuce...if you like, I can take you to the bathroom and show you the remnants, you know, the Ernest Action!?"
they have been really quiet after that 🙂
so happy I have another job lined up 🙂
Now in this office I'm the only guy...and at first it was *interesting* to work with women. I then realized that it became a chore. They are catty, always gossiping...LOVE to talk behind peoples backs...they get very upset when I don't do things "their" way.
For instance:
When I go on my lunch break, I like to go by myself, eat, smoke, maybe take a nap...maybe read. It took them a long time to get used to that. Trying to explain that I enjoy the quiet time was hard.
or:
they like to critique what I've had for lunch and dinner...or perhaps they get their panties in a twist when I give one answer and they feel it's another.
But today took the cake...
it's been REAL slow...so I went out for 5 minutes, got some fresh air. Oddly enough...well, not that odd...I had to take a deuce. I haven't gone in 3 days!!!
so I run up to the bathroom...this is one of those moments that takes a while...25 minutes I was up there. (I'm happy to say the ending was nice...felt 20 pounders lighter!!!)...
so I get back down to the office. They proceed to whine about where I was...I told them I was in the bathroom to which they accused me of goofing off. At this moment I just looked at them and said "I took a big fat deuce...if you like, I can take you to the bathroom and show you the remnants, you know, the Ernest Action!?"
they have been really quiet after that 🙂
so happy I have another job lined up 🙂