When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

[JEDIYoda]

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

 

[Beev]

See, the problem I have with the story is that it ONLY works with the examples used. It's about the words and not the philosophy.

After eating an entire goat, a mountain lion felt so good he started farting. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of goat, keep your butt shut.

See? Just doesn't work. Good god I'm really bored at work today...

 

[Blackjack200]

I know a cat that ate a rooster once.

 

[dank69]

when you tell a joke, punchline goes at end

 

[Soundmanred]

Back to P&N with you, you wicked unfunny devil!

 

[Macamus Prime]

Aren't bulls usually on a flat plain? Why not just use a lion, instead of a mountain lion?

 

[zinfamous]

I wish OP would follow his own advice.

 

[Tristicus]

After posting a lame thread, a jediyoda felt so good he stopped posting. He kept it up until he had another stupid "story" to tell.
The moral: STOP POSTING.

 

[Arcadio]

OP, your sig entertains me more than your post.