When you wipe your ass do you sit down or stand up?

[jammix]

I honestly don't even know how that would work. When you stand up doesn't it push your cheeks together and smear the shit around? You're already sitting down, why not just reach down and wipe? Cheeks are nice and spread giving you easier access. And I think it would be a lot easier to just reach under rather than reaching behind you while standing.
I'm just astonished this is a thing people do. To each their own, but it just seems like such a strange way to do something I thought was totally universal.


Please keep your bodily function habits to yourself.
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