when you hit a dog, what is the first thing that pops in your head?

conjur

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I was delivering pizzas one night. It was dark but warm out and people were out standing around talking and stuff. I'm heading down this street and I hear this "yip yip yip yip" and then felt a "thump" and then heard a "yelp yelp yelp".

Then I heard a little girl yelling out "Daddy! Daddy!"

Guess the girl didn't hold onto the leash very well.

And the little fvcker popped a pop-rivet in the left-front fender well that kept the air dam on (this was an '85 Dodge Shelby Charger.)
 

CaseTragedy

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Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
what in the fscking hell is the point of this thread?
He's hoping that a few unconventional votes would justify his initial feelings of hunger when he hit that cocker spaniel. ;)


-Case
 

StageLeft

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First or second. You're a fvckwad if you picked #3 and I hope you don't dent my hood when I run you over.
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
what in the fscking hell is the point of this thread?

1st hardly any point to any threads on ATOT

2nd I nearly hit a dog this morning and some things raced thru my mind and i was curious to what other peoples reaction would be

 

FuZoR

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prof be like F* ME!!! then... damn it was dog :(
proceeded by how much is it gonna cost to fix my car!!!..(sorry)

 

woowoo

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"when you hit a dog, what is the first thing that pops in your head?"



I'm never going back to that bar again.......
 

Corn

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What comes to mind first when you hit a dog with your car?

Personally my thought would be "poor doggie, I should have run down Schadenfroh instead."
 

jjones

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I dunno but one time I ran over a rabbit while driving and the first thing that poped into my head was, "I think I just killed the Easter Bunny".
 

CtK

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i would swerve and crash my car b4 i would run over a doggie!!