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When you hear about my eventual suicide it'll be because of:

Pliablemoose

Pliablemoose

Lifer
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
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LOL! Exactly why I've decided never to go into that profession, in spite of the high pay rate.
 
Originally posted by: DearQT
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
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LOL! Exactly why I've decided never to go into that profession, in spite of the high pay rate.
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What profession is that? Nurse?
 
You are probably more respected for doing that, or rather, having a chance to make a difference in someone's lifef everyday...


..whether it's watersports or whatever...
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
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Close your eyes and think of the picture on my desktop. That should calm you down. Seriously, I can't even imagine...

 
Originally posted by: Jassi
Originally posted by: DearQT
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
Click to expand...
LOL! Exactly why I've decided never to go into that profession, in spite of the high pay rate.
Click to expand...

What profession is that? Nurse?
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That would be urinary catheter to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink putter inner and femoral artery blood draw taker outer. You get a lapel badge that says that.

 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
Click to expand...

um, but aren't there days when you have to put a urinary catheter into a 16-30 year old, hot chick who doesn't stink?
 
Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
Click to expand...

um, but aren't there days when you have to put a urinary catheter into a 16-30 year old, hot chick who doesn't stink?
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I did meet a stripper last weekend at work & got a free lap dance later at her club😀
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
Click to expand...

um, but aren't there days when you have to put a urinary catheter into a 16-30 year old, hot chick who doesn't stink?
Click to expand...

I did meet a stripper last weekend at work & got a free lap dance later at her club😀
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see..that kinda even out things.
 
Originally posted by: cerebusPu
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: aidanjm
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Putting urinary catheters & doing femoral artery blood draws to 50+ year old women that weigh 300+ lbs and fvcking stink🙁

I'm already feeling my sexual orientation starting to change because of it....


Arrrggghhhh....
Click to expand...

um, but aren't there days when you have to put a urinary catheter into a 16-30 year old, hot chick who doesn't stink?
Click to expand...

I did meet a stripper last weekend at work & got a free lap dance later at her club😀
Click to expand...

see..that kinda even out things.
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not unless he sees the same # of strippers as fat hogs. I'm willing to bet the strippers are 1 in a million and the hogs are a regular event.

hope you get paid well for that line of work.
 
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