when you got married???

Mojoed

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I'm not married, but abso-friggen-lutely!

After appropriate tests first, though.
 

Bryophyte

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Yep. Don't sleep with someone, not to mention marry him/her, until you both have been tested.
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
What the hell are you people talking about?

Translation of the OP:

After you got married, did you use condoms when having sex with your spouse?

Unless the OP comes from a culture with REALLY strange traditions and actually meant beavers and horses, the mammals.
 
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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
What the hell are you people talking about?

Translation of the OP:

After you got married, did you use condoms when having sex with your spouse?

Oh....

ummm .... not when we were trying to have a kid.

But now that we don't want another one (yet), we usually start without one and then finish with one. Except on rare occasion where logic fails us.
 

BrokenVisage

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I never heard of that phrase before and it sounds ridiculous to me.. it's like saying "after 5 years of being married do you have to resort to????? flogging the dolphin??"
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I never heard of that phrase before and it sounds ridiculous to me.. it's like saying "after 5 years of being married do you have to resort to????? flogging the dolphin??"

Yeah...I'm guessing the OP is a virgin. Most people aren't afraid to mention condoms if they've actually used one.
 
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Lola

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I never heard of that phrase before and it sounds ridiculous to me.. it's like saying "after 5 years of being married do you have to resort to????? flogging the dolphin??"

Yeah...I'm guessing the OP is a virgin. Most people aren't afraid to mention condoms if they've actually used one.

why is it so difficult using correct names like vagina, penis, condoms, etc? why?
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I never heard of that phrase before and it sounds ridiculous to me.. it's like saying "after 5 years of being married do you have to resort to????? flogging the dolphin??"

Yeah...I'm guessing the OP is a virgin. Most people aren't afraid to mention condoms if they've actually used one.

why is it so difficult using correct names like vagina, penis, condoms, etc? why?

I'd guess it is because they were raised by parents who called them pee-pees and wee-wees and similar nonsense. My kids know the proper names for their genitals.
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: tec699
I like to play russian roulete. :)

The only chance you will ever get of having a sexual partner is if she's dead, phsyically or mentally handicapped, or drugged up, so don't even worry.
 

bmacd

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BC ftw. I've been with my gf for ~15 months and we've used a condom twice.

-=bmacd=-
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Originally posted by: tec699
I like to play russian roulete. :)

The only chance you will ever get of having a sexual partner is if she's dead, phsyically or mentally handicapped, or drugged up, so don't even worry.


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