When you get a bloodtest done...

[KingGheedora]

Nuff said.

 

[olds]

blood test is one word?

 

[guyver01]

they put a bandaid on me... but by the time i leave the office and am in my car, im not bleeding, so i take it off and throw it away.

 

[Dualist]

I had a blood test done a few years ago and had the bandaid on for at least one day.

 

[RapidSnail]

I have two every week. Simple gauze and paper tape for a few minutes is good enough.

 

[imported_Imp]

These expected warps are getting worrisome.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Imp
These expected warps are getting worrisome.

How so?

 

[IronWing]

Six weeks. You want to wait until the underlying flesh rots off your body so it doesn't hurt too bad when you pull the bandaid off.

 

[SmoochyTX]

I remove the bandaid once I get home and replace it with toilet paper and super glue. That stays on for awhile.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Bandaids are for girls. Real men bleed.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
I have two every week. Simple gauze and paper tape for a few minutes is good enough.

What kind of bloodtest we talking about, the finger or vein near elbow

 

[imported_Lothar]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.

Fixed.

 

[Balt]

If you are still bleeding 15 minutes later, you've got problems.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.

Fixed.

No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.

 

[CowZ]

you can usually toss it after 5 min. if you continue bleeding like previously mentioned then you've got a real problem.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.

Fixed.

No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.

No, real men don't have time to bleed.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.

Fixed.

No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.

No, real men don't have time to bleed.

Do they have time to fuck?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't bleed.

Fixed.

No, real men bleed and don't care. When arterial blood is shooting from the gaping hole that hollow fencing post they call a needle leaves in your arm, a real man growls like an animal and has forcible sex with the nurse, leaving her in a gore covered but satisfied daze on the floor, just before beating the shit out of everyone within one square mile and dieing of blood loss while sitting upright on a barstool with hard liquor in their hand. There's nothing manlier than pounding Jack Daniels while your life's blood is squirting out onto the floor.

No, real men don't have time to bleed.

Do they have time to fuck?

Of course, that's why there's no bleeding time.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Bandaids are for girls. Real men don't have time to bleed.

Fixed.

Fixed.

Personally, I just let myself bleed out. Screw clotting.

EDIT: Stupid Australian. Get back to the CHOPPA!

 

[shortylickens]

I am amazed that with a topic so incredibly stupid, we can all be focused. But when someone asks about an important life decision all we can do is assault their spelling and grammar.
I love Anandtech.
4CHAN HAS NOTHING ON US!

 

[biggestmuff]

OP, do you know a band-aid's purpose? If not, ask the doctor.

 

[Red Irish]

@ OP: in answer to your two questions - "yes" and "3 minutes, 34 seconds", be sure to time it exactly.

 

[BabaBooey]

I just cauterize it closed,like a man...

 

[aircooled]

5 - 10 minutes.