When you fart, do you hold your breath?

purbeast0

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You know ... like right as you are about to squeeze it out, do you typically hold your breath?

I know I do, I just never realize it until I thought about it the other day when I was discussing it with my GF lol.

EDIT:

and I'm not talking about because it smells, I mean more of a reflex.
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: JS80
South Park - Smug episode

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they had an episode about this on that show? i don't like the show so I wouldn't know lol.
 

AbAbber2k

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I usually breath out I think... but then I'm usually "letting it go" rather than "squeezing it out."
 

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Slacker

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No need, my farts smell wonderful, they smell exactly like farts, but theyre mine, so theyre wonderful!
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: Slacker
No need, my farts smell wonderful, they smell exactly like farts, but theyre mine, so theure wonderful!

im not talkin about cause they smell. i almost do it out of reflex.
 

D1gger

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
You know ... like right as you are about to squeeze it out, do you typically hold your breath?

I know I do, I just never realize it until I thought about it the other day when I was discussing it with my GF lol.

Seems to me like you and your GF have run out of things to talk about.
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: D1gger
Originally posted by: purbeast0
You know ... like right as you are about to squeeze it out, do you typically hold your breath?

I know I do, I just never realize it until I thought about it the other day when I was discussing it with my GF lol.

Seems to me like you and your GF have run out of things to talk about.

No ... it's just that we have great communication about everything!
 

mb

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uh, no... while my farts may be offensive to others olfactory senses, I've become used to them over the last 22 years so I don't care.
 

imported_bum

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Hmm, I think only if I'm trying to make it loud as possible (i.e. with a bunch of guys, "wait everybody shut up" *holds breath and pushes*). Yeah.
 

mwtgg

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
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If this were a StormRider thread, it would be:

Topic Title: Do girl's farts smell the same as guy's farts?
Topic Summary: Do girls even fart???