When You Control the Mail...You Control..Information!

[FreshPrince]

what's your favorite Seinfeld line?

When You Control the Mail...You Control..Information! - Newman

 

[amoeba]

I find my son, using his body like an amusement park

that or

giddyup!

 

[Carbo]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

[ElFenix]

"hellloooooooooooo"

 

[iamme]

way too many to name

here's a few off the top of my head:

"You're a RAAAAAAAAABID anti-dentite!"

"I've got to get on that Internet" (Jerry, after hearing about a recent divorce late)

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

 

[amoeba]

Mother's Day, the mother of all maildays.

 

[MacBaine]

KRAMER: You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away.

JERRY: Walk away?

KRAMER: You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

JERRY: Isn't there a deductible?

KRAMER: All right, what is your deductible?

JERRY: I don't know.

KRAMER: Yes, because they've already deducted it.

JERRY: From what?

KRAMER: The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

JERRY: We're not leaving the car!

 

[dighn]

no soup for yoU!

these prezetals are making me thristy!

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
KRAMER: You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away.

JERRY: Walk away?

KRAMER: You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

JERRY: Isn't there a deductible?

KRAMER: All right, what is your deductible?

JERRY: I don't know.

KRAMER: Yes, because they've already deducted it.

JERRY: From what?

KRAMER: The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

JERRY: We're not leaving the car!

ROFL that's classic

 

[konichiwa]

Are you the master of your domain?

and

Have you seen Elaine dance? It looks like whole-body spasms set to music...

 

[Yossarian]

LA LA LA!!!!

 

[FreshPrince]

They're real...and they're spectacular!

what ever happened to Terri Hatcher anyways? she was fwine!

 

[MazerRackham]

I want them to release all the episodes on DVD so badly!!!!!! OMG that would be fun!