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When will you die?

3615buck

Banned
Sep 22, 2000
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Wednesday, November 12, 2025
Tuesday, October 16, 2029 at 2nd attempt !
I just won 4 years in a mouse click !!!
 

ratkil

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Jan 12, 2000
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I am guessing it is going to have a strong correlation with when I stop breathing........
 

Wangel

Banned
Mar 30, 2000
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Probably late this Saturday night during my date with three cheerleaders from next door. Their bi-sexual! WooHoo! I'm already making out my will!
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Monday, October 13, 2053

By then I'll be married to some young bimbo who will take half of my fortune when I die...J/K:p
 

Bakwetu

Golden Member
Oct 10, 1999
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Holy crap: December 13 2024, that's a big holiday here in Sweden called Lucia (after some Italian saint).
 

Regine

Diamond Member
Sep 11, 2000
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Wednesday, October 15, 2059 - normal
Sunday, September 14, 2042 - pessimistic
Tuesday, October 15, 2019 - sadistic

Hmmm, what do I feel like today? ;)

 

kami

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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I'm gonna die on Monday, May 15th, 2056.
at least I get to go on a sh!tty day...fscking mondays..
 

cxim

Golden Member
Dec 18, 1999
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December 2nd, unless the Govenor gives me a reprieve, or my appeal goes thru...

Bless all you good folks for adding a little cheer to my last few days, except for Paulson, who caused my buddies the rats, to pass on long before their appointed time.

I chose 'Ole Sparky' for the last dance, never did like needles.

PS: can you send me some of your old credit cards for my collection ? You know, the ones you don't use anymore ?

PO Box 102
Last Days, Fl 34777

PPS: no collect calls please, I already think it will take take the rest of my life to pay off the phone bill.
 

Pretender

Banned
Mar 14, 2000
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When my lungs stops absorbing oxygen, heart stops pumping blood, or both.

This death clock is the most pathetic thing I've seen a website based around.
 

prodigy

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Tuesday, October 7, 2053

HAHAHAHAH, check this link out

"....................REMOVE THE DEATH CLOCK NOW.....OR I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH A THOUSAND BUNDESHAFTS"
 

bigvince

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Aug 25, 2000
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Wednesday, November 30, 2050



that would make me sixty-three years old ....and i wanted to be one hundread
 

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