when we first lived together

JacobJ

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Mar 20, 2003
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That was
the year she didn?t drink green tea,
or fluff her pillow into the jamb
between our shoulders every night.
Every night Ohio filled her up,
and pushed me like her summer
through the South and past
the Pickerington AFB
gate where we would cower,
my hipjoints throbbing, knuckles
grazing the blade between
her teeth.

She still sees me on weekends.
And after dusk I press her hands
flush against my chest as the
Pacific Ocean shivers
around our ankles, drawing
our toes deeper into the sand.
I?ve always wanted to feel
that glistening curve, those
wisps of avalanche. The sips of
tea I find myself in these days.

 

tm37

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Jan 24, 2001
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She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed since times moved on

I gave her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler
Oh my life has become a country song

I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on

Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
It goes all day long

If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong

I guess I should admit it
She ain't never gonna quit it

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

Spoken Voice:

Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
(Her what?) her hiney
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the the clover, (mmm hmm) but my god those days are over
(Hallelulia!)

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
She goes all day long

If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone

It's alright if we say it
'cause the radio won't play it.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

 

chrisms

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Mar 9, 2003
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"Yes I Slept with your sister" by chrisms

You told me I drank to much beer
I replied "Never fear my dear"
The next day you said you were leaving
Said I was bad, was mistreating

Your sister stopped by to borrow some sugar
She laughed at me when I picked a booger
Something got started I'm not sure
Who touched the other first, me or her

Yes I slept with your sister
She was really fine
Yes I got it on with your sister
I blame it on the wine

Now she's pregnant and you're mad
More child support makes me sad
Think I'll run away, get lost
I can't afford the baby's cost