When was the last time you were stung by a bee/wasp?

[BrokenVisage]

I've managed to evade the fvckers for 10 years now, was last stung at 13.

Last time it happened I was at this lake resort called Outdoor World. Was helping my uncle look for his shades in the lake and as soon as I came up with them one got me on the ear.. OW! That was only the second time ever that I can remember though.

 

[Taggart]

1990 I think at summer camp

 

[Tu13erhead]

.

 

[Brainonska511]

I don't remember how old I was, but in summer camp, we were playing volleyball (or something like that) in the sand and I must have stepped on some kind of wasp. It hurt for about a day.

 

[brunswickite]

I was like 8 years old. That was 15 years ago.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Last thursday in class. :|

 

[AreaCode707]

For some reason I got stung all the time as a little kid. At one point I stepped on something though, and my foot got all swollen and I had to take time off school. That was the last time - I've avoided bees/wasps since then, with the idea that I've apparently developed some sort of allergy.

 

[fitzov]

It's been a long time. My g-dad was taking down one of my forts in the woods and a bunch of yellowjackets came out. I got a couple in the knee.

 

[yobarman]

last time i got stung was mybe 5 years ago.

 

[Forsythe]

I've been stung several times. Also by the bigger oens don't know the english word. You're all suckers for complaining about it
I grew up in a forest with loads of bees around.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Quite a while now.

Bees I don't have a problem with. They sting in self-defense, so if one of them sticks you, you did something wrong. It's the wasps/hornet/yellowjackets/whatever else you call them. Sadistic motherf*ckers that sting you for fun.

- M4H

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

The last time (and only time) I was stung I was riding my bike. Li'l fvcker flew right into my mouth. He stung me on the inside of my lip when I spit him out. :|

 

[cirthix]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Quite a while now.

Bees I don't have a problem with. They sting in self-defense, so if one of them sticks you, you did something wrong. It's the wasps/hornet/yellowjackets/whatever else you call them. Sadistic motherf*ckers that sting you for fun.

- M4H

i got stung by a bee a week ago just walking along the street. good thing i'm not allergic or anything

 

[Rastus]

I found a hornet's nest in the wall of a place I was living in about 8 years ago. I got hit three times, but was victorious in the end.

No alergies, hurts like hell but no lasting side effects.

 

[TallBill]

I've been stung a few times.. nothing really special. It barely hurts any more.

 

[sao123]

2001, I got stung by a YellowJacket (European yellow wasp)....
Ive also been stung by bald faced hornets too.

 

[Vinfinite]

when I was in elementary 8+ years ago, right on my EYELID...that was scary

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Vinfinite
when I was in elementary 8+ years ago, right on my EYELID...that was scary

Same but I was stung on my back. The bee was trapped underneath my t-shirt during recess.

Edit: I'm 31 so it was more like 24 years ago not 8 years ago

 

[Ornery]

About three years ago, a carpenter bee got me in the neck while I was hanging a shutter. He got me again behind the ear before I could climb off the ladder. Then, the SOB chased me over fifty feet to have another go! The site of the stings also had a bite marks. Apparently they had a nest in the soffit near where I was hanging the shutter, but not for long... little fvckers!

 

[imported_LoKe]

I've never been stung.

 

[crab]

I get it like once a month since my brothers work on a bee farm...they get stung a few times a day somedays.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: crab
I get it like once a month since my brothers work on a bee farm...they get stung a few times a day somedays.

You got stung because your brothers work on a bee farm? That's like saying you have an STD because your brother had se...you know what? I'm not even gonna go there.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Last year. Most amazing thing, I just opened the front door and stepped onto the porch to get the newspaper in. I had not been outside for more than 1 or 2 seconds and boom. Little kamikaze bastard got me right on the leg. No nest or hive nearby, didn't try to swat it or even see it and got nailed anyway. That's not supposed to happen, bees very rarely sting unless they're provoked.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Last year. Most amazing thing, I just opened the front door and stepped onto the porch to get the newspaper in. I had not been outside for more than 1 or 2 seconds and boom. Little kamikaze bastard got me right on the leg. No nest or hive nearby, didn't try to swat it or even see it and got nailed anyway. That's not supposed to happen, bees very rarely sting unless they're provoked.

How ironic, since as a kid I used to stomp on bees with my bare feet and I've never been stung.

 

[Ornery]

Little kamikaze bastard got me right on the leg.

Reminds me of an incident at the shop I used to work at. Outside the door, about 30' away, and 15' up in the branch of a tree, was a BIG hornet's nest. Once we saw it, we took turns throwing shop debris at it. Every time we hit it, a flurry of hornets would cause us to high tail it into the safety of the shop. One time my coworker went out to throw a bolt at the nest, and a hornet did the kamikaze thing to his arm. Quick as hell, I couldn't believe they could do that. We won the war in the end, but they got a piece of one of us before it was over.