When was the last time you were in a fight?

[Arkitech]

Why?

Who won?


I saw 2 women going at it this morning on the side of the expressway. The state trooper was doing a very feeble job of breaking it up, maybe he was hoping they would tear each others clothes off.

 

[yoda291]

pics?

haha, last fight was in a movie theatre with THE guy who wouldn't pipe down. He swung at me, I threw him onto floor, he got up and was faced with a throng of people he had pissed off for most of the film.

 

[yowolabi]

I have never been in a fight.

I have been attacked twice, and defended myself. Both times I blocked and avoided their punches for a minute or two and they realized I had no interest in fighting and gave up trying. They both apologized shortly after also.

 

[Evadman]

I have been in 2 real fights. One in 6th grade elementry in the cafeteria, one in High School Freshman year during auto shop.

 

[CurtCold]

5th grade. Then I realized fighting is stupid, and proves nothing. Why? Because the guy was a total butthole to every kid younger than him, so I had to gank him. Well we threw a few punches and after that he left me alone.

 

[Hammer]

at least a year i think

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
I have never been in a fight.

I have been attacked twice, and defended myself. Both times I blocked and avoided their punches for a minute or two and they realized I had no interest in fighting and gave up trying. They both apologized shortly after also.

Was it like in Spiderman and you saw their punches moving in slow motion? Man I wish I had reflexes like that.

 

[Rudee]

I caught someone attempting to steal my stereo out of my Jeep CJ back in highshool, many many years ago. That's the last time I ever used my fists in anger. It was not a pretty site. Trust me.

 

[AUMM]

back in jr high, i was throwing little checkers at some kids head and i guess he didnt like it and decided to charge me. had a quick fight in the classroom , he started crying and i got a cut under my eye and we both got suspended. i was a punk

 

[Dedpuhl]

The last fight I was in was 14 years ago. This guy and I never liked each other. He confronted me in the hall, someone pushed him into me, and we started fighting. I had him in a headlock and was slamming his head into the lockers.

I got one day of in-school suspension. I remember the principal was very disappointed because I had the highest GPA in the school and I was getting into fights...


that was my first and only "brawl in the hall"

 

[guyver01]

about 10 minutes ago.. someone tried stealing my fork.. ITS MY FORK DAMMIT!! :| now all you need is a straw, buttnoid...



actually... about 5-6 years ago.. i dont even remember what it was for..

 

[Azraele]

When I was a kid I got into it with my brother (don't remember why). He was so frantic to control (he told me this) me he slammed my head into the wall and I din't even know it until later when my other brother told me what happened.

 

[Schadenfreude]

I am asian, so everyone naturally assumes I'm a master in marial arts. so no one messes with me

 

[bunker]

I think it was 5th grade...we were playing 2 hand touch football on asphalt and I accidentally tackled the guy (heh..oops!). He got pissed, got up and took a swing at me.

I swear I'm not making this up, his next swing I caught his hand and squeezed and twisted as hard as I could. He went down to the ground and that was it.

The next day he came in with a cast on his hand, apparently I broke a bone in his hand! :Q

 

[KokomoGST]

6th grade I think... guy my age was messing with my younger brother and he started crying. That I didn't like... so I stomped on his foot and then floored him with a single punch. That was after I told the guy to back off several times. He first shoved me... (ok, I'm pissed) then reeled back to take a swing. The foot stomp stunned him and stopped his punch by knocking him off balance. Since he was already off balance and exposed I wound up, and hit him right in the chin.

He just sat there dazed and on his butt while I took my brother home. The guy had it coming... always picking on younger kids?!

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Azraele
When I was a kid I got into it with my brother (don't remember why). He was so frantic to control (he told me this) me he slammed my head into the wall and I din't even know it until later when my other brother told me what happened.

Oh, I didn't think we were counting fights with sibblings

 

[yowolabi]

Funny how no one here has ever lost a fight. (i'm not counting the sibling one, because everyone gets beat up by their older siblings)

 

[Kev]

I once got jumped by 5 ninjas but I karate kicked them all. But then their master came and totally flipped out and tried to cut my head off.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Funny how no one here has ever lost a fight. (i'm not counting the sibling one, because everyone gets beat up by their older siblings)

Well I always avoided fighting someone who could kick my ass. Unfortuantely I was cold cocked in a bar one night by some huge Mother Fscker and ended up with a broken nose. I almost bit the dudes finger off but in the end I looked like I got the worst of it.
I stopped fighting when it took me more than a day to recover from fights.

 

[Saltin]

I fist fight every second Saturday at about 8:30 pm.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Last Thursday, in the gym, during sparring. Guess that doesn't count.

Last actual fight ... I'd say about two months ago when some drunk guy tried to grab at my girlfriend in a rather ... ahem ... "inappropriate" place. Of course, being sober I kicked his ass soundly. One of the Guy Rules - "A man in the presence of an attractive woman must remain sober enough to fight." Forget where I read that.

- M4H

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: maladroit
I once got jumped by 5 ninjas but I karate kicked them all. But then their master came and totally flipped out and tried to cut my head off.

WOW... did you survive?

 

[Geekbabe]

I don't fight,there's no need, I have evil friends who look out for my interests

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: Saltin
I fist fight every second Saturday at about 8:30 pm.

you are NOT supposed to talk about that... :|

 

[Supermercado]

I've never been in a fight.