When was the last time you sharted?

[RichUK]

I just had a close call, saved by quick reflexes.

Hooweee




No. Just no.


esquared
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[skyking]

When I was a rowdier version of myself, I worked as a mechanic at a Sears warehouse. When the warehouse man went on lunch, we would take care of the customers.
One of my drinking buddies and I went back to get somebody's new kitchen appliances with hand trucks. On the way back, we started racing. He did the perfect pit maneuver, and I went sailing up onto some rolls of carpet. Just at that moment of maximum adrenaline and exertion, trying to not damage the goods on the hand truck, the shart struck!
It was unmitigated disaster. I somehow stiff legged through the whole transaction, remaining downwind at all times. Then I retreated to the restroom to do laundry.

 

[Thebobo]

sharted
When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

New word for me!

 

[KLin]

wtf RichUK, go post on that other site ffs.

 

[jman19]

When I read this thread

 

[RichUK]

wtf RichUK, go post on that other site ffs.

Good shout.

 

[Imp]

Check the First World Problem thread... I log it in there.