When was the last time you had sex?

mztykal

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Post your answer people. No shame here on the ATOT board! Come on. ;)

I'll post mine after the first person posts in my thread. :)

Thanks!
 

hzl eyed grl

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I'll be 25 years old on Monday. I still haven't had sex. And....I want to make love. Not just have sex. :p ;)
 

Siva

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I have a feeling you are gonna say you just had sex, but I'd like to remind you that your hand does not count.
 

loup garou

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Wednesday night. Usually every night (except those times), but I was asleep when my gf got back from work last night.
 

BoberFett

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<< Well I'm married. >>

Since when does that have anything to do with sex? :disgust:

It's been months. :frown:
 

mztykal

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<< I have a feeling you are gonna say you just had sex, but I'd like to remind you that your hand does not count >>

Siva - A &quot;Junior&quot; reffering to me in that manner? OMFG! Dude, I'm asking a legit question, don't need your two-bit comments. Just answer the fvcking question. And I just would like to remind you that that blow-up doll you call your &quot;girlfriend&quot; is not real and no, it doesn't count that she &quot;gives&quot; it you everynight. Get a real g/f and maybe a life while you're at it!


For everyone else, I got some last night. My g/f is really good to me! :)
 

loup garou

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<< Siva - A &quot;Junior&quot; reffering to me in that manner? OMFG! Dude, I'm asking a legit question, don't need your two-bit comments. Just answer the fvcking question. And I just would like to remind you that that blow-up doll you call your &quot;girlfriend&quot; is not real and no, it doesn't count that she &quot;gives&quot; it you everynight. Get a real g/f and maybe a life while you're at it! >>



Ouch! ;)


 

Zoltar

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I guess that's why you're the_good_guy. :p

BoberFett,

Something to try. Give your wife two quarters, and tell her to keep them until a set date. (Let's say Sunday) And to meet you at the set time and date in the bedroom with the quarters.
You cannot tell her why at all.
When the day comes, she is to get on all fours, you put the quarters on the back of her hands, and her duty is not to have them fall off, and your duty is to knock them off. (Of course not cheating by hitting your hands. I think you know what I mean. ;))

Months is bad. :(
 

Siva

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mztykal - my member status doesn't determine my respect on any board, just as yours doesn't. No matter what status you are I couldn't possibly have less respect for you, don't worry bout that. It was a joke, almost as funny as the one about you actually having a gf. Lighten up.