When one scammer accidently mail another

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Rookie scammer meet semi pro scammer lol

ORIGINAL MESSAGE FROM ADAKU TO RON JEREMY

Sent: Monday, April 07, 2003 3:04 PM

Subject: Be Bless.

DEAR SIR,

MY NAME IS MR ADAKU OGEIBRI, THE FIRST SON OF LATE MR NDIBEYA

OGEIBRI,AFORMER DIRECTOR OF ADMINISTRATION AND FINANCE IN THE ALADJA STEEL ROLLING MILL IN EFURUN NEAR WARRI, DELTA STATE OF NIGERIA WHO DIED IN AN EAS BAC11 PLANE CRASH ON MAY, 4TH 2002.I HAVE JUST RECENTLY BEEN INFORMED BY MY LATE FATHER'S BANKING OFFICER THAT THE OLD MAN OPERATED A SECRET ACCOUNT WITH THE BANK INTO WHICH A TOTAL SUM OF SEVEN MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$7,800,000) WAS TRANSFERED AND CREDITED IN HIS FAVOUR. I HAVE NOW BEEN ADVICED BY THE BANKING OFFICER TO SEEK IN CONFIDENCE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THIS FUND COULD BE TRANSFERED FOR SAFE KEEPING TO AVOID A LEAK FROM THE HIS FORMER EMPLOYERS.

IT HAS BEEN RESOLVED THAT 25% WILL BE YOUR SHARE FOR NOMINATING AN ACCOUNT FOR THIS PURPOSE AND ANY OTHER ASSISTANCE YOU GIVE IN THAT REGARD, 5% HAS BEEN SLATED FOR REIMBURSEMENT OF ALL LOCAL AND INTERNATIONL EXPENSES WHICH MAY BE INCURED IN THE TRANSFER PROCESS, AND 5% HAS BEEN CONCEDED TO THE LOCAL BANKING OFFICER HERE ASSISTING AND FACILITATING THE TRANSFER. FINALLY 65% WILL COME TO MYSELF AND FAMILY AND A GOOD PART OF THIS SHALL BE DIRECTED TOWARDS EXECUTING HIS WILL, WHICH IS TO BUY SHARES AND STOCK IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND TO SECURE HIS CHILDREN'S FUTURE. TO FACILITATE THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, IF ACCEPTED, DO SEND TO ME PROMPTLY BY E-MAILLING THE FOLLOWING:

1.NAME AND ADDRESS OF YOUR BANK. 2. TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS THROUGH WHICH YOU WILL BE CONTACTED PROMPTLY BY ME FOR THE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION.

PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU WILL ASSIST ME, AND REMEMBER TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL,NOTE THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED.

I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.

MR ADAKU OGEIBRI

EBOLA MONKEY NOTE: OK, here's the deal. I kind of got lazy with this one and I was at a creative stand still. I thought, "I wonder how a scammer would respond if he came across another scammer by accident.

FROM RON JEREMY TO ADAKU (4/9)

Dear Mr. Adaku Ogeibri,

I think I received your email by mistake. My name is Shakka Abuya and I too am a Nigerian Scam artist. I live in Kano and want to make some extra money. I go by the name Ron Jeremy (he is a famous actor). I find the Americans respond better when I use that name. I am always looking to improve my scamming skills and was wondering if you could give me any pointers (as you can see, I was really impressed by your style). Whatever hints you can give me to make my percentage of successful scams increase would be greatly appreciated. Here are some issues that I am pondering right now:

1. What font do you use to write in? I try to switch it up but find that I am strangely attracted to COURIER NEW.

2. I currently use the plane crash method of death. I feel it's time for a change. Do you think I would have better luck if I told my victims that the subject of the email was either poisoned by the government or died in an explosion.

3. Do you send real photos of yourself? I mostly cut pictures out of magazines but then if they ask for a second photo I'm screwed.

4. I have yet to convince someone to meet me. What should I do with them after I pick them up from the airport?

5. Do you ever feel bad about what we do? Sometimes when I know I'm stealing from a nice person, I feel guilty. How do I overcome this?

6. How do you prepare for a character? I use the "lemon face, lemon face, lion face, lion face" method.

7. Have you ever wanted to have sex with an Ebola Monkey after you have pulled off a really good scam?

Please answer these questions as soon as you can. I'm working on an old white lady right now who I think will give me her life savings. Us Nigerians got to stick together. Give me good advice so I can rob these white devils blind. If you have any questions about my methods, I would love to share them with you. Ask away my friend. I hope to talk to you soon.

Thanks

Shakka AKA Ron Jeremy

FROM ADAKU TO RON JEREMY (4/10

Boy, stay off your mothers computur. You are lucky with god.

FROM RON JEREMY TO ADAKU (4/10)

Hey thief,

So I guess the weddings off?

Shakka AKA Ron Jeremy

Heres the link
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Adauku.html

Theres a lot more examples of these scam mail on there as well. The guy was a ex scammer so he try to piss all the scammers of one at a time

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Um meh

 

[Aikouka]

You wrote a response with somewhat coherent sentences and decent grammar, and you think he's going to actually consider that you're a fellow con artist? Have you seen the shit these people spew out in their e-mails? Run it through an English-to-<Foreign Language> and then <Foreign Language>-to-English translation to muck it up.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Soundmanred]

If you could read minds:
"this guy is nowhere near as funny as he tries to be."
would play nonstop and sound like a broken record in your head.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

You wrote a response with somewhat coherent sentences and decent grammar, and you think he's going to actually consider that you're a fellow con artist? Have you seen the shit these people spew out in their e-mails? Run it through an English-to-<Foreign Language> and then <Foreign Language>-to-English translation to muck it up.

If you look how they write you can see which part of nigeria he comes from as they pro nounce and write differently in some parts of nigeria. I forgot to post the link but will post it later as I closed my browser where the link was wiped from my history. But they show you clues on to distinguish where hes from about and seriousness and so on.

 

[Soundmanred]

When one scammer accidently mail another

 

[Rudee]

someones attempt at being witty failed miserably

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

When one scammer accidently mail another

The guy who sent the first mail didnt know the guy he was sending it to is also a scammer. But he scam the scammers and try and lift them out.

I think this must be a command center

 

[Broheim]

 

[Soundmanred]

When one scamer accidenttally mail another