alkemyst
No Lifer
- Feb 13, 2001
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You should get buddy buddy with him.
I was approached by a guy at a social function, he was one of the yuppie types, talked alot about work, his investments, travel, cars, boat, houses, etc....
Well during this me and another woman were hitting it off....I don't really paw at them in public, but it was clear we were leaving together once things died down.
Well I go to get drinks for the two of us and schmuck boy (40's-50's, balding, tall and in shape) comes up and took care of the bill sort of in an as$holish way, but I ain't going to turn down a free drink...
Tells me he noticed 'my friend' and how beautiful she is and all this, and then he goes on about how I am keeping this lady from her true potential and I need to stop sheltering my 'friend' and let her get out and mingle and met potential bachelors like himself.
I then snicker, and say I just met her, I have no idea who she really is, but I think I am going to find out more about her as the night goes on....that she is free to do whatever she wants, we have no attachments.
He pulls the 'let me tell you something guy to guy' thing and lets me know I am out of my league and even he is pushing it with such a woman....that I need to face the facts and a guy like me just has no place with a woman like that unless I like heartbreak....I tell him like I said, we are just talking, no heart strings being pulled or any of that crap....just two people drinking the night away talking....
I dropped the conversation and went back to her. I told her about the conversation and we laughed about it and she got closer to me in the body language and touching. Perhaps he helped me.
well the damn burst on my bladder and I had to go to the restroom. I come back after a semi long wait in line and idiot has her in a corner....she is obviously uncomfortable,but at the same time I am thinking I was reading too much into it.
[Later on I found out he first tried to talk to her and then got more and more forward dropping names and knocking her 'financial state' down and mine and telling her how they can help each other.....he kept trying to touch her and crap so she backed up and backed up. Even as far as commenting about her breasts as he tried to touch them.....(her story after all this).]
So I get there and obviously I don't know her that well yet (like 2 hours) and I don't know this guy...but I know she mentioned he was 'laughable' and I could tell she was not comfortable more and more by the second.
I just tried to start back up the conversation and play it off saying hi to him also...then Daddy pulls the hand on my chest and tells me 'grown ups are trying to talk son, please take your Busch beer or whatever it is back to the bar' Now one I drink bud light or miller lite and he knew that since he bought my drink and hers
, and two although this guy was taller I probably had 20lbs of muscle on him and I am far more insane
I am still not sure how to proceed....I mean the girl could have be interested for all I know and I am not someone who's going to fight for tail I don't even know.
Well as he was pushing me back she ducked around him and behind me. He told her something like 'get the F back over here now, I wasn't done talking to you'
WTF....she gives me a light shove from the back 'like a go get him' So I did...I first just got verbal and who knows what I said, but the nuckfut threw his shot (drink) on me and with that I just took his legs out and pushed him back into the corner with my foot and held him there as I continued you berate him and ask him where's his house in the hills now (stupid stuff I know) That was shortlived as security guys grabbed me and lead me out....she followed though...I was worried at first though because she looked pissed, I didn't know what the deal was going to be...I really thought she was going to be pissed at me starting a fight, even though I didn't start it.
her words 'I wanted you to go to my room anyway, now follow me'
she also knew I was dirt poor at the time (it was during when my ex-fiancee cleaned me out )
I was approached by a guy at a social function, he was one of the yuppie types, talked alot about work, his investments, travel, cars, boat, houses, etc....
Well during this me and another woman were hitting it off....I don't really paw at them in public, but it was clear we were leaving together once things died down.
Well I go to get drinks for the two of us and schmuck boy (40's-50's, balding, tall and in shape) comes up and took care of the bill sort of in an as$holish way, but I ain't going to turn down a free drink...
Tells me he noticed 'my friend' and how beautiful she is and all this, and then he goes on about how I am keeping this lady from her true potential and I need to stop sheltering my 'friend' and let her get out and mingle and met potential bachelors like himself.
I then snicker, and say I just met her, I have no idea who she really is, but I think I am going to find out more about her as the night goes on....that she is free to do whatever she wants, we have no attachments.
He pulls the 'let me tell you something guy to guy' thing and lets me know I am out of my league and even he is pushing it with such a woman....that I need to face the facts and a guy like me just has no place with a woman like that unless I like heartbreak....I tell him like I said, we are just talking, no heart strings being pulled or any of that crap....just two people drinking the night away talking....
I dropped the conversation and went back to her. I told her about the conversation and we laughed about it and she got closer to me in the body language and touching. Perhaps he helped me.
well the damn burst on my bladder and I had to go to the restroom. I come back after a semi long wait in line and idiot has her in a corner....she is obviously uncomfortable,but at the same time I am thinking I was reading too much into it.
[Later on I found out he first tried to talk to her and then got more and more forward dropping names and knocking her 'financial state' down and mine and telling her how they can help each other.....he kept trying to touch her and crap so she backed up and backed up. Even as far as commenting about her breasts as he tried to touch them.....(her story after all this).]
So I get there and obviously I don't know her that well yet (like 2 hours) and I don't know this guy...but I know she mentioned he was 'laughable' and I could tell she was not comfortable more and more by the second.
I just tried to start back up the conversation and play it off saying hi to him also...then Daddy pulls the hand on my chest and tells me 'grown ups are trying to talk son, please take your Busch beer or whatever it is back to the bar' Now one I drink bud light or miller lite and he knew that since he bought my drink and hers
, and two although this guy was taller I probably had 20lbs of muscle on him and I am far more insane I am still not sure how to proceed....I mean the girl could have be interested for all I know and I am not someone who's going to fight for tail I don't even know.
Well as he was pushing me back she ducked around him and behind me. He told her something like 'get the F back over here now, I wasn't done talking to you'
WTF....she gives me a light shove from the back 'like a go get him'
So I did...I first just got verbal and who knows what I said, but the nuckfut threw his shot (drink) on me and with that I just took his legs out and pushed him back into the corner with my foot and held him there as I continued you berate him and ask him where's his house in the hills now (stupid stuff I know) That was shortlived as security guys grabbed me and lead me out....she followed though...I was worried at first though because she looked pissed, I didn't know what the deal was going to be...I really thought she was going to be pissed at me starting a fight, even though I didn't start it.her words 'I wanted you to go to my room anyway, now follow me'
she also knew I was dirt poor at the time (it was during when my ex-fiancee cleaned me out )
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