i hope its true because both my defenses in fantasy football (n.e. and jackson) have a bye and the only team left was washington. so im hoping this guy fires up his teammates and they blank tenn at home so i could get my usual 15+ from my defense, despite the byes.
edit: dude is a center but he can still pump up his teammates dammit! in all seriousness though, thats pretty funny. i laughed aloud at the 'f**k me sideways with a lunchbox'.