When life gives you melons...

[Taejin]

You have dyslexia 😀

*logs off*

 

[shortylickens]

You dont need a plastic surgeon.

 

[KillerCharlie]

I lol'd

 

[zzuupp]

lol

 

[Taejin]

You dont need a plastic surgeon.

unless you're a man

 

[Rastus]

Make melonaid.

 

[ElFenix]

Make melonaid.

that actually sounds good. melonade, not whatever you wrote.


edit: melonade is the preferred drink of homestar runner

edit2: 2 tablespoons water
2 tablespoons sugar
1 1/4 pounds peeled green melon, such as honeydew, cut into 1-inch dice (4 cups)
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1/4 cup tightly packed mint leaves
Ice cubes
Seltzer
Mint sprigs and lemon slices, for garnish

In a small saucepan, combine the water with the sugar and cook over moderate heat, stirring, until the sugar dissolves. Let cool completely.
In a blender or food processor, puree the melon with the lemon juice, mint and sugar syrup. Fill 4 large glasses with ice and pour in the melon puree. Top with seltzer, garnish with mint and lemon slices and serve.

 

[HeXen]

Make melonaid.

*runs to trademark office*

 

[uclaLabrat]

When life gives you melons, motorboat.

 

[DrPizza]

When life gives you lemons, rub them on the wounds of your enemies.

 

[BudAshes]

When life gives you melons, motorboat.

This is what i came to post.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

You squeeze them and make sex faces.. stick out tongue and lick air-vagina and twist your nipples

 

[Schadenfroh]

Ferment and distill them

 

[BoomerD]

Duh...when life gives you melons...make margaritas.

 

[olds]

You say: "Oh ya motherfucker?! I love melons, what else ya got?!"

 

[Taejin]

You squeeze them and make sex faces.. stick out tongue and lick air-vagina and twist your nipples

completely fucking lost

 

[Anubis]

 

[Schadenfroh]

Also, you can use your WASP Knife against melon foes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs

 

[silverpig]

This is what i came to post.

Same. I thought "squeeze 'em", then clicked on the thread, and while it was loading, changed my mind to "motorboat".

 

[MovingTarget]

You dont need a plastic surgeon.

Lol.

Not always though. :'(