When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: NY Dude Underestimates Arizona Trucker!

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BeeBoop

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I could see a criminal court saying that...are you gonna call pounding the back of his skull into the pavement self-defense? LOL.

The intriguing part of this kind of thing is what wins fights. It's not kung fu. It's rarely even competent MMA-style fighting. It's some dude making a stiff fist and wailing on some other dude. Often in an awkward, clumsy fashion.

But the meathammers on that dude can probably concuss you pretty good.


That was a classic MMA takedown into a ground and pound. The redneck has some MMA training. When you watch the video, the white guy dropped his weight and went straight for the midsection to throw the black guy off of balance. That's a classic MMA move taken from wrestlers.

He also went straight for the mount when he got him on the ground, the very first thing any newbie learns in MMA.
 
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EvilYoda

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LOL, that was fantastic. Talk all that shit...he'll be lucky to string 3 words together now. I did like his yoga at the end, pretty textbook cobra pose.
 

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That was a classic MMA takedown into a ground and pound. The redneck has some MMA training. When you watch the video, the white guy dropped his weight and went straight for the midsection to throw the black guy off of balance. That's a classic MMA move taken from wrestlers.

I don't know about that. Considered the weight disparity and confined space, he had a lot of options. They both could've been swinging and the little guy would've lost to overwhelming force. That's all it takes. The skinny guy would've had more of a chance if he'd given himself more space.

LOL, that was fantastic. Talk all that shit...he'll be lucky to string 3 words together now. I did like his yoga at the end, pretty textbook cobra pose.

Reminded me of Dhalsim.
 

BeeBoop

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I don't know about that. Considered the weight disparity and confined space, he had a lot of options. They both could've been swinging and the little guy would've lost to overwhelming force. That's all it takes. The skinny guy would've had more of a chance if he'd given himself more space.



Reminded me of Dhalsim.

Just throwing fists does not win an overwhelming majority of fights. If you watch the video, you can easily tell what I am saying is true as the black guy took multiple hits but was never really knocked out. When you hit someone, they just hit you back. Having the better position will always win you a fight in a street fight. That's why they always teach you the takedown into the mount in MMA. The other guy on the ground can't obviously hit back.

I can tell the white guy in the video has MMA training by where his places his hands and legs on the ground. I suspect his friend didn't help in because he knew this.
 

Tsavo

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I can tell the white guy in the video has MMA training by where his places his hands and legs on the ground. I suspect his friend didn't help in because he knew this.

He had MMA training? LOL? They fought worse than girls do.

At least the redneck will have a few years in jail to learn his "MMA" skills.
 

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Just throwing fists does not win an overwhelming majority of fights. If you watch the video, you can easily tell what I am saying is true as the black guy took multiple hits but was never really knocked out. When you hit someone, they just hit you back. Having the better position will always win you a fight in a street fight. That's why they always teach you the takedown into the mount in MMA. The other guy on the ground can't obviously hit back.

I can tell the white guy in the video has MMA training by where his places his hands and legs on the ground. I suspect his friend didn't help in because he knew this.

Are you GSP?!?!?!
 

BeeBoop

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He had MMA training? LOL? They fought worse than girls do.

At least the redneck will have a few years in jail to learn his "MMA" skills.

I've spent some time training in BJJ and can tell you that there are lots of overweight white rednecks that trained at my gym. What I saw him do in the video is what I've seen taught to us in class.
 

HTFOff

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Or he is just waiting for his friend to get hurt before he jumps in. Why would he circle them? I think your assessment is wrong.

Did joe the plumber's buddy supplement the ass whooping or not?

Simple yes or no question.

Don't make me go hannity on your candy ass.
 

TallBill

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Just throwing fists does not win an overwhelming majority of fights. If you watch the video, you can easily tell what I am saying is true as the black guy took multiple hits but was never really knocked out. When you hit someone, they just hit you back. Having the better position will always win you a fight in a street fight. That's why they always teach you the takedown into the mount in MMA. The other guy on the ground can't obviously hit back.

I can tell the white guy in the video has MMA training by where his places his hands and legs on the ground. I suspect his friend didn't help in because he knew this.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha
 

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Just throwing fists does not win an overwhelming majority of fights. If you watch the video, you can easily tell what I am saying is true as the black guy took multiple hits but was never really knocked out. When you hit someone, they just hit you back. Having the better position will always win you a fight in a street fight. That's why they always teach you the takedown into the mount in MMA. The other guy on the ground can't obviously hit back.

I can tell the white guy in the video has MMA training by where his places his hands and legs on the ground. I suspect his friend didn't help in because he knew this.

Yes it does if the other person is not hitting back. It was impossible for the little dude to have a better position when in a corner against a big guy. Impossible. That is when brute force comes into play because one guy can hit harder and go longer. I don't know much about MMA but that is all there is to it. When cornered like that the little guy should've done anything to get out of there, including going for the groin area and keeping at it until the big dude relents.
 

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BTW, not really surprised he got his ass kicked. No one in NYC fistfights anymore. That is soooooo 80s. Now, people will either shoot you or, if you're lucky, cut you with a blade. And when there is a rare chance of a fistfight, motherfuckers fight dirty. Real dirty.
 

BeeBoop

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Yes it does if the other person is not hitting back. It was impossible for the little dude to have a better position when in a corner against a big guy. Impossible. That is when brute force comes into play because one guy can hit harder and go longer. I don't know much about MMA but that is all there is to it. When cornered like that the little guy should've done anything to get out of there, including going for the groin area and keeping at it until the big dude relents.


Hitting the groin doesn't work, you just make your opponent mad. Even in open space he would not have won the fight. Most people do not have the skills and training dance around their opponent. It is 10 times easier to throw a fake punch and charge at your opponent for the take down. In addition to that, most fights always end up on the ground.


If you want to see some good basic MMA stuff, you can check out this video out.

If you want to see hot girls rolling around on the ground doing MMA. You can check out MMAcandy.
 

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Hitting the groin doesn't work, you just make your opponent mad. Even in open space he would not have won the fight. Most people do not have the skills and training dance around their opponent. It is 10 times easier to throw a fake punch and charge at your opponent for the take down. In addition to that, most fights always end up on the ground.


If you want to see some good basic MMA stuff, you can check out this video out.

If you want to see hot girls rolling around on the ground doing MMA. You can check out MMAcandy.

Squeezing his balls is a surefire way to get someone white hot. It'll also put them in extreme pain and fear so they grab their balls. When they do that, you get the fuck out of there. The big guy looked unhealthy so he could've easily been drained of energy with some moves. Being small, the little guy should've never let him get close enough to pin him to the ground.

Thanks for the links but I don't need to see any MMA fights. There are so many sensitive parts of the body to attack to make anyone think twice of continuing a fight. The three most obvious are the groin and eyes and, when timed perfectly, the abdomen. But there are others that are far worse but they require precision.
 

BeeBoop

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Squeezing his balls is a surefire way to get someone white hot. It'll also put them in extreme pain and fear so they grab their balls. When they do that, you get the fuck out of there. The big guy looked unhealthy so he could've easily been drained of energy with some moves. Being small, the little guy should've never let him get close enough to pin him to the ground.

Thanks for the links but I don't need to see any MMA fights. There are so many sensitive parts of the body to attack to make anyone think twice of continuing a fight. The three most obvious are the groin and eyes and, when timed perfectly, the abdomen. But there are others that are far worse but they require precision.

If you watch the first video, he gives a good demonstration as to why your techniques such as eye gouging and squeezing someone's balls would not work. Having the better position wins fights, as I've said so earlier.
 

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If you watch the first video, he gives a good demonstration as to why your techniques such as eye gouging and squeezing someone's balls would not work. Having the better position wins fights, as I've said so earlier.

I'm not trying to win any fights. I'm putting myself in the little guy's shoes and trying to stop it or take it to a draw. Winning would mean it would have to be decisive. For that little guy, I think it would be difficult unless he knew what he was doing.
 

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her209

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How do you get Arizona trucker from that? Dudes got in a Civic(?) at the end of the video.