When it rains, it pours

[IronWing]

My month:

"Hi, I'm you're garbage disposal and I'm dead."

Cat1: My teeth hurt. Off to the vet, cha ching.

Cat2: I'm feeling sick...I might die. Off to the vet, cha ching.

"Hi, I'm you're oven and I'm dead. Repairing me will cost 70% of the cost of a new oven."
Off to the oven store.
"Hi, I'm the oven salesperson. They all suck now, want to buy a service contract?"

Cat3: I'm feeling sick...I might die. Off to the vet, cha ching.

"Hi, I'm your house, pay the property tax yet? It's due ya know."

"Hey, over here! I'm the sewing machine. Cough, cough, flop."

 

[Farang]

jesus christ man how many cats do you own

 

[aircooled]

You better replace that sewing machine stat!

 

[xSauronx]

jesus OP

 

[Aharami]

how often do you use the sewing maching that it actually died?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Aharami
how often do you use the sewing maching that it actually died?

At least three times. Once on each cat.

 

[oznerol]

Guys with cats, especially multiple cats, are creepy.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Farang
jesus christ man how many cats do you own

At least three to many. :evil:

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Aharami
how often do you use the sewing maching that it actually died?

Me, I never use it. My wife uses it every week. She makes most of her own clothes now and sells some stuff she sews.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Farang
jesus christ man how many cats do you own

We can field a baseball team including the manager.

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Farang
jesus christ man how many cats do you own

We can field a baseball team including the manager.

your cats can play baseball? DON'T BE SAD MAN YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: ducci
Guys with cats, especially multiple cats, are creepy.

really?

 

[speg]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: ducci
Guys with cats, especially multiple cats, are creepy.

really?

Single guys. It's ok if you're married w/ kids.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: speg

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: ducci
Guys with cats, especially multiple cats, are creepy.

really?

Single guys. It's ok if you're married w/ kids.

Oh fuck!

 

[Modular]

I have one cat. There are times where I enjoy it and there are times where it feels like the worst thing my wife ever conned me into. More the latter than the former overall.

 

[Capt Caveman]

OP - have you refinanced your mortgage to save some $$$?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: ducci
Guys with cats, especially multiple cats, are creepy.

Add to that owning a sewing machine which is used often enough to break, and you've got a big stew of creeper-status.

Now, if he's married or has an SO in the house, it's a little different

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
OP - have you refinanced your mortgage to save some $$$?

We're watching the rates. We're five years into a 15 yr at 5.125 right now so rates have to get pretty low to make it worth the closing costs of a refi.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Aharami
how often do you use the sewing maching that it actually died?

At least three times. Once on each cat.

:laugh:

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Aharami
how often do you use the sewing maching that it actually died?

At least three times. Once on each cat.

:beer:

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: ducci
Guys with cats, especially multiple cats, are creepy.

I've got four. I've also got a wife, if that matters.

 

[IronWing]

The verdict on cat3 is twenty one days of antibiotics, twice a day. Pilling cats is almost as much fun as setting one's own armpit hair on fire.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ironwing
The verdict on cat3 is twenty one days of antibiotics, twice a day. Pilling cats is almost as much fun as setting one's own armpit hair on fire.

And how much did that set you back?

 

[JulesMaximus]

FYI-New cats are much cheaper than fixing the old ones.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ironwing
The verdict on cat3 is twenty one days of antibiotics, twice a day. Pilling cats is almost as much fun as setting one's own armpit hair on fire.

Yeah, I hear that. Good luck man. Might want to invest in plenty of bandages and anti-biotic ointment. :beer:

<--Cat owner...er I mean servant.