When I win the Powerball...

[Peter Nixeus]

Give most of it away...

if anyone balks at me for it - I will tell them go earn their own money and they can go do whatever they want with it...

 

[nehalem256]

No one's yet said they will move to Thailand? You know, the massage parlors. Not me, oh no, you'll never see Thailand stamped on my passport. Would look too suspicious because of the said massage parlors.

Thailand massage parlors are for peasants.

 

[Xstatic1]

Lotsa travelling.

 

[TallBill]

I'm gonna hire a very large dude to walk in front of me to block the damn wind.

What would you do?

I'm 6'6", just saying.

 

[SSSnail]

I'm 6'6", just saying.

Yeah, but do you have the girth? You see, here in SF the wind is quite fierce sometimes... And then there's that other asshole who said he'll hire a rather large guy with a high-powered wind machine to walk in front of me.

 

[phucheneh]

Do what I would imagine any lottery winner does; buy more lottery tickets until I'm poor again.

 

[BUTCH1]

more hookers and blow than the GDP of a random Eastern European nation.

Wait a sec, cocaine ravages the heart and now you've got enough $$ to go Tony Montana on it, you could be dead the next day and I've yet to see a wells fargo truck at a funeral because dead men don't shop much..

 

[BUTCH1]

Thailand massage parlors are for peasants.

With that kind of cash ANY kind of fun can be had right here, any flavor you'd like too..

 

[SearchMaster]

This thread blows me away.

 

[RedCOMET]

Buy a farm and a raise horses.

 

[RossMAN]

Do what I would imagine any lottery winner does; buy more lottery tickets until I'm poor again.

Winner

 

[brainhulk]

I think I would buy all the internet service providers and make everyone pay me per mb instead of a flat fee

 

[Braznor]

I'll buy AT and ban everyone for the LULZ.

 

[BladeVenom]

Cookies for everyone.

 

[jimbob200521]

Buy a bigger house for my budding family, pimp my truck, and buy stock in Trojan Condoms; I don't see that stock going anywhere but up.

 

[BUTCH1]

How about one of these, reasonably priced at 2-3 mil it can dive to 3000ft and be launched from a large yacht, imagine diving to a reef at night, settle on the bottom and just watch the activity for hours...

 

[brainhulk]

How about one of these, reasonably priced at 2-3 mil it can dive to 3000ft and be launched from a large yacht, imagine diving to a reef at night, settle on the bottom and just watch the activity for hours...

i like this one better

 

[BUTCH1]

i like this one better

I saw that on a History channel special, cool for it's ability to jump and dive and it's got a 200HP power plant, thing is it cannot dive and stay down, it's not a submarine but probably a hell of a lot of fun and for much less than 2-3 mill.

 

[l0cke]

I would buy one of those $400 blenders I see at costco.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I would buy one of those $400 blenders I see at costco.

Buy two, see if a blender can blend another blender.

 

[DrPizza]

I would buy one of those $400 blenders I see at costco.

Bah! After I win, I'm going to go to garage sales and bicker fiercely over prices.

 

[Svnla]

I would travel around the world, first class of course. Live a very nice life but nothing outrageous such as $1.5 million car and such. Then I would help poor folks, the types that just need a break/helping hand to better themselves and not the "whaaa..whaaa...it is someone else fault....whaaaa".

 

[disappoint]

Bah! After I win, I'm going to go to garage sales and bicker fiercely over prices.

Then hop into your awaiting stretch Lambo Limo leaving everyone with perplexed looks on their faces? You'll get more wtf looks if you just try to teach them math.

I'd be like Johnny Depp. Buy my own island. School would be free there, and mandatory for life. Anyone skipping school to go watch the Kardashians without a tumor the size of a basketball gets deported.

 

[BUTCH1]

Then hop into your awaiting stretch Lambo Limo leaving everyone with perplexed looks on their faces? You'll get more wtf looks if you just try to teach them math.

I'd be like Johnny Depp. Buy my own island. School would be free there, and mandatory for life. Anyone skipping school to go watch the Kardashians without a tumor the size of a basketball gets deported.

If you bought an island you would need several people there 24/7 for security purposes, think people won't think of robbing/pillaging from you if they knew you were rich enough to buy an island?..

 

[disappoint]

If you bought an island you would need several people there 24/7 for security purposes, think people won't think of robbing/pillaging from you if they knew you were rich enough to buy an island?..

Nah I'll just borrow Canada's tank. They never use it.