When I heard people say "zoom in and enhance"

[shortylickens]

I had no fucking clue what they were talking about.

 

[jlee]

:awe:

 

[spidey07]

LOL!

 

[frostedflakes]

Too funny, lol.

And to be fair, the original CSI doesn't seem to be nearly as bad about this stuff, at least not the older episodes I've watched. Miami and New York are just laughably stupid at times, though.

Some really funny parodies out there, with corny David Caruso one-liners.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2473/1307071484278.jpg
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1733/1307072076060.jpg

 

[BurnItDwn]

Never watched NCIS, but they've been doing this "zoom in and enhance" crap in movies for at least 20 years.

 

[Vic Vega]

At least when they do it in Star Trek there is a possibility they actually have the technology to do it. It's not a stretch to believe they record in some uber resolution 300 years in the future.

 

[tboo]

I thought you were talking about Blade Runner

 

[Drako]

I thought you were talking about Blade Runner

That's the first thing I thought of too

 

[coloumb]

WTF. Blatant rip off from Bladerunner...

 

[Kadarin]

That was pretty ridiculous.

Oh, and obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d54Ok6Uz_A

 

[Nintendesert]

Computers are magic. That's how it's done. Magic.

 

[timosyy]

Double-obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

 

[datalink7]

 

[Six]

...to the Cloud!!!

 

[Drako]

Deckard: Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkcU0gwZUdg

 

[Krynj]

"The resolution's not very good."

lol

 

[CPA]

This is just one of the many reasons CSI is crap.

 

[RampantAndroid]

I can forgive it in Blade Runner to a degree...future and all that stuff, but in CSI...heh, no.

 

[tcsenter]

I like all the sound effects added, too. e.g. when they zoom into a still image, there is a 'whooshing' sound. WTF?

 

[Paratus]

Pixels look doctored

 

[tfinch2]

Yyyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Cheesetogo]

Gotta love those 16K surveillance cameras.

 

[Howard]

As seen on Anandtech Forums

wut?

 

[Pardus]

Enhance

 

[Cogman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0n189uwiBE